# Just got laid!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602 "2012-11-30T19:35:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/21 "2012-12-01T02:44:01Z")
Make the students read the stories aloud & in the first part of class, with your lecture/ discussion after. Have a cheesy smelly Hefner-esque robe on a chair in the corner & have the class vote on whose cheesy chick-a-bow-wow story earns them the “honor” of wearing of the robe for the rest of the 90 minutes. 😃 Or even better…have the class hold the worst offenders down while you change their ringtones to [this](http://home.comcast.net/~lobo666666/PLAYBOY_START.WAV). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/22 "2012-12-01T02:44:09Z")
About some students possibly being offended: What I tell my students is that because they’re attending a state college, and submitting their work (on-line) to a computer that is owned by and paid for by the state, they must not submit anything embarrassing that could land on the front page of a newspaper. That, and talking about the Student Handbook and Code of Conduct, seems to encourage the students to self censor. Although there was a case of “cow-porn” submitted by a student as a paper on cattle breeding, complete with pictures of cows doing it, well, cow style. It was more funny than offensive. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/23 "2012-12-01T02:50:03Z")
You put up with that bull ? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/24 "2012-12-01T03:54:09Z")
I am surprised - I am taking a creative writing course and I certainly wouldn’t include my sex life. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/25 "2012-12-01T04:13:12Z")
You’re more mature than the average 19 year old. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/26 "2012-12-01T04:16:28Z")
True, we’re all adult students. I just wonder how they ever got into this discussion. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/27 "2012-12-01T04:23:37Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Have somebody in the room singing “Bow chicka bow wow” while you read it aloud. Maybe given the apparent quality of these pieces [Just Got Paid, Let’s Get Laid](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMdAbLVdx5U) would be more appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/28 "2012-12-01T04:50:36Z")
So you teach at a small Midwestern university and never thought this could happen to you? ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/29 "2012-12-01T18:44:59Z")
“Women I’d Like To Fuck” It’s a coffee table book. ---
**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/30 "2012-12-03T06:04:36Z")
“The night was sultry.” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/31 "2012-12-03T07:33:41Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > I don’t think that’s what the catalogue specifies, but that’s how it’s working out. Actually, I’m trying to teach how NOT to write bad porn. Now that I think of it, if anyone has suggestions for good erotic and literary writing, I’ll suggest those as models–so far, I’ve been recommending Mailer, Miller, Roth, Nicholson Baker–but really what I want to recommend that they find subjects that they actually know a little bit about. Hell, just have them go to Literotica and see the variety of stories there. You’ll see the spectrum from surprisingly good to unbelievably bad. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/32 "2012-12-03T13:46:23Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > You’re more mature than the average 19 year old. Or less creative. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/33 "2012-12-03T21:26:51Z")
It maybe be enough of a catch-22. People with an interesting sex-life might just be too _busy_ to write, And the people bored enough to take a class, about it might not have anything interesting in their sex life to write about. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/34 "2012-12-03T21:47:18Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Or less creative. I write sex well. I just choose not to write about my sex life, and certainly not in a creative writing class! ---
**Author:** ![colonial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/34f0e0/32.png) [@colonial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colonial)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/35 "2012-12-11T20:45:31Z")
You’re the boss-- just tell the little JHS-caliber scumbags no sex, as in sexual topics strictly forbidden. I understand a college campus must be crawling with moonbeam/libertarian types sure to howl “censership!” “fashist!” (their spelling). All the more reason for someone who cares about academic quality assurance and quality control to take a stand. ---
**Author:** ![typoink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@typoink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typoink)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/36 "2012-12-11T21:52:04Z")
Best sex scene ever written, by a friend: > [@](#): > > He put his sex in her sex and they had sex. I think sex scenes ended there. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602/37 "2012-12-11T23:10:29Z")
Anais Nin comes to mind as one example of well written erotica… often. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-laid/642602.md?page=1)