# Just got my first push survey by mail

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-my-first-push-survey-by-mail/762034>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 7, 2016, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-my-first-push-survey-by-mail/762034 "2016-08-07T13:22:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-got-my-first-push-survey-by-mail/762034/21 "2016-08-11T17:46:02Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Does “inappropriate places” include that new development under construction, local schools & parks? :o

A tree touched me in an “inappropriate place” when I was a young boy. Fuck trees!

Now most of my friends are loggers and my wife works in a paper mill. Payback is a Birch baby! Or maybe a Beech.

They are just stealing the carbon from the air, carbon this planet desperately needs to keep warm!

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