# Just had my head sucked on... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214 "2000-06-22T18:24:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/1 "2000-06-22T18:24:53Z")
last night by a mosquito. Right on my forehead. This is a first for me. At least it’s not hideously huge or full of pus. Heck, it doesn’t even itch. But I do look forward to having this vaguely nipple like thing off of my head. I just thought you might want to know this. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/2 "2000-06-22T18:26:41Z")
Thank you so much. Wish I could see it in person. I’ll have to make sure that I don’t go to Georgia. We have enough of our own right here in North Carolina. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/3 "2000-06-22T18:28:41Z")
I can’t believe the names you give your posts. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/4 "2000-06-22T18:34:21Z")
Blast it all Mullinator ! I thought you were going to share a hot steamy sex story with us. ::wanders off muttering about people who use subjet lines to tease:: ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/5 "2000-06-22T18:38:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I just thought you might want to know this. WRONG! \*\* But you did manage to suck-er me into opening this thread! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/6 "2000-06-22T18:41:29Z")
> [@](#): > > I can’t believe the names you give your posts Is that me specifically, or the greater “You” of the entire board. I try to make them interesting just because I tend to think my posts are pretty bland so I have to do something to spark some interest. At some point I’ll start a thread that contains the words naked, sweaty, penetrating, gerbils, hot buttery loving, and the Queen of England. When that happens, feel free to assume I am beyond all levels of hope. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/7 "2000-06-22T18:49:09Z")
> [@](#): > > Just had my head sucked on… My, how passive. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/8 "2000-06-22T18:59:09Z")
Damn! I love the name of this thread. And to top it all off, you said you had a nipple on your forehead. Don’t scratch it. And avoid the cold too. Just make it stick out more (trust me, I know). ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/9 "2000-06-22T19:06:19Z")
I thought that this thread was going to be about crawfish. Or sex. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/10 "2000-06-22T19:15:46Z")
Uh, oh, Mulli . . . Do you have Liz Taylor eyeshadow? Is your hair turning black and braidy? Do you walk sideways with your hands out? You might be developing West Nile Virus! ---
**Author:** ![sorrel554](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@sorrel554](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sorrel554)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/11 "2000-06-22T19:15:49Z")
I thought this would be about Mully’s experience getting a Flow-bee haircut. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/12 "2000-06-22T19:17:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > At some point I’ll start a thread that contains the words naked, sweaty, penetrating, gerbils, hot buttery loving, and the Queen of England. > \*\* But can you use them **all** at once?? ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/13 "2000-06-22T19:20:29Z")
Good God, not the Queen of England. THERE’S an image I didn’t need. ::shiver:: Just tell people you have been working hard to develop a third eye, and it appears your hard work is paying off. ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/14 "2000-06-22T19:23:02Z")
Uh, Mull? Do you intend to use ALL of those phrases in one subject line or are you going to tease us with several threads? SouthernStyle ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/15 "2000-06-22T19:31:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Uh, Mull? > > Do you intend to use ALL of those phrases in one subject line or are you going to tease us with several threads? > SouthernStyle > \*\* It wouldn’t at all suprise me if Mull used them all in one subject. I’d be curious to see how he’ll do it. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-my-head-sucked-on/23214/16 "2000-06-23T01:33:35Z")
> [@](#): > > I thought that this thread was going to be about crawfish. I’m sorry, but when I read this, I immediately pictured a gigantic crayfish slurping on Mullinator’s cranium.