# Just Had The First Moderna Covid Vaccination **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 5, 2021, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283 "2021-03-05T17:51:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/41 "2021-03-13T04:28:29Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > We will be going to Phoenix on Friday, do you think if we have lunch under a 5G tower the wetware will finally start updating? After getting these shots, be sure to avoid driving into any chronosynclastic inpfundibula you may encounter. This is highly contraindicated for anyone with any brand of Covid chips installed. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/42 "2021-03-13T04:41:48Z")
Hawaii drops to age 65; now my wife is scheduled but it’s Pfizer like mine. I was hoping to compare and contrast new growths, extra senses, weird discolorations, superpowers. So far, it’s just the loud humming in my ears and enhanced miasmic effluence ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/43 "2021-03-13T18:30:10Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > After getting these shots, be sure to avoid driving into any chronosynclastic inpfundibula you may encounter. This is highly contraindicated for anyone with any brand of Covid chips installed. I’m in Arizona, I’m totally screwed. Everyone is right about everything always. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/44 "2021-03-13T18:35:07Z")
I have a D&D character named Sildenafil Morningwood. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/45 "2021-03-13T19:08:38Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > I got my second shot today. I stopped at the vet and had her scan me, but no micro-chip. I still have to log in to sites because my direct neuro connection doesn’t seem to have developed yet. We will be going to Phoenix on Friday, do you think if we have lunch under a 5G tower the wetware will finally start updating? How would you even fit a microchip inside a hypodermic needle? ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/46 "2021-03-13T19:11:41Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > I got my second shot today. I stopped at the vet and had her scan me, but no micro-chip. I still have to log in to sites because my direct neuro connection doesn’t seem to have developed yet. We will be going to Phoenix on Friday, do you think if we have lunch under a 5G tower the wetware will finally start updating? Post of the day!! ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/47 "2021-03-13T19:13:21Z")
> [@Biffster](#): > > How would you even fit a microchip inside a hypodermic needle? Well, I dunno, I’m not Bill Gates! Isn’t there something in the nano-particles that were injected that cues them to build the microchip? ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/48 "2021-03-13T19:15:01Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > Well, I dunno, I’m not Bill Gates! Isn’t there something in the nano-particles that were injected that cues them to build the microchip? And the thing is you try to explain this to Democrats and they just look at you like you’re crazy. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/49 "2021-03-13T19:29:28Z")
This thread is the best laugh I’ve had in quite awhile. Thanks, all. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2021, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/50 "2021-03-14T05:25:02Z")
> [@Biffster](#): > > How would you even fit a microchip inside a hypodermic needle? See Post #1, paragraph 1. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2021, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/51 "2021-03-14T06:42:01Z")
I see what you mean. 😳 ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/52 "2021-03-16T22:22:06Z")
I’ve heard the Moderna shot has electrolytes. And it has more molecules than the Pfizer. Does the Moderna shot impress the ladies more than the Pfizer? ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/53 "2021-03-17T14:21:58Z")
Got my second Moderna jab an hour ago, but I’m wearing my tin foil hat so that nobody can get into my brain. ---
**Author:** ![bob\_2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bob_2/32/3341_2.png) [@bob\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_2)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/54 "2021-03-17T15:44:47Z")
> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#): > > You’ll have to pry them out of my cold dead hands So? A poisoned Apple maybe. ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/55 "2021-03-17T15:53:21Z")
> [@bob\_2](#): > > So? A poisoned Apple maybe. Well, there was that iPhone 6SE that TPTB decided to stop updating after two years, making it obsolete as far as hearing aid connectivity for me. That turned out to be a poisoned apple in no short order. ---
**Author:** ![mordecaiB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mordecaib/32/7725_2.png) [@mordecaiB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mordecaiB)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/56 "2021-03-20T21:53:25Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > getting a free government vagina Man, you can’t post that without a link! Google is giving me a lot of mixed results. I got the Johnson & Johnson single shot. I believe it’s better because it has Johnson in their twice. And we all know what johnson means, so I’m keeping an eye out for any developments in that area. Very few mental changes so far, but that may be because my mind is still overwhelmed with anticipation waiting for **Riemann** to update his post with a link. Free vaginas! Who knew? Hope they are not inferior, since they are government made. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283/57 "2021-03-21T00:13:44Z")
Mine was free, but I’ve paid for it since. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-had-the-first-moderna-covid-vaccination/937283.md?page=2)