Who cares? The world is a dirty place. We have immune systems. I’m sick of the modern world’s germ phobia.
If your money is too dirty for you, send it to me.
:: pulls a twenty from his wallet and squints at it ::
Doesn’t look that bad… the hologram isn’t rubbed off or anything… I can feel the raised ink… someone wrote on it… this bill must be fairly new.
:: shudders just a little, but keeps the bill ::
We’ll start a Facebook group. Money has been in existence for quite some time, and in filthier times than now. Lick a dollar bill every once in a while. Maybe you’ll fend off something and help to pass it through the gene pool.
Sure, but could she make change?