# Just introducing myself

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 23, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622 "2003-03-23T21:50:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![slice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@slice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slice)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/1 "2003-03-23T21:50:39Z")

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On the advice of **Q.E.D.** , I’m here to introduce myself.

I’m slice. I am a full time college student finishing up my second junior year (after discovering the subtle difference between credits that _transfer_ and credits that _apply_). My degree will (eventually) be in communication, with concentrations in ethics and sports pr.

I just quit my job in the public relations department of a large corporation in order to devote more time to coursework (well, allegedly anyway. That’s a different thread entirely). Also, I understand that I will need lots of free time once the addiction to the SDMB fully sets in.

My interests are cooking, writing (I do some freelance), traveling, painting, and many more things ending in -ing. I especially like remodeling and decorating (and I love shows like Trading Spaces) so you’ll probably see a lot of me in Cafe Society, if they’ll have me. Since I’m living in my first actual house (no more apartments!) and have a yard, I’d like to take up gardening and would welcome any help in that area. I also have two cats and recently adopted my first dog a little over two months ago.

Anyway, I’m glad to be here, and I promise not to act like a jerk.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/2 "2003-03-23T21:57:32Z")

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Welcome to the SDMB, **slice**! The not-acting-like-a-jerk things is a really fine idea. You’ll do just fine here, 😃

Don’t let those Cafe Society people scare you. They’re pretty opionated, but mostly a nice bunch. 😉

If you can get to 100 posts without being Pitted, you can consider yourself a success. 😃

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**Author:** ![IThinkNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ce73a5/32.png) [@IThinkNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IThinkNot)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/3 "2003-03-23T22:02:14Z")

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'Ola!

\<announcer voice\>I’m **IThinkNot** , and welcome to the boards!\</announcer voice\>

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/4 "2003-03-23T22:05:22Z")

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Good afternoon, **slice**! Enjoy the scenery, and have some spinach casserole, fresh from the oven!

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/5 "2003-03-24T01:34:46Z")

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Hi, there, slice. As long as you don’t act like a jerk, you should be just fine. I’m well on my way to 1,000 posts, and while I don’t seem to garner the respect that, say, **Scotticher** and **Libertarian** do, I’ve never been pitted. So I’ll probably sticking around for some length of time, and I for one am glad to have you aboard.

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**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/6 "2003-03-24T01:42:48Z")

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Welcome. Did you bring cookies?

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**Author:** ![slice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@slice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slice)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/7 "2003-03-24T02:08:01Z")

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I did indeed bring cookies, **LifeOnWry** , but you should probably finish your spinach casserole first. We wouldn’t want to offend **lel**.

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**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/8 "2003-03-24T02:47:58Z")

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Welcome **slice**

😃

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**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/9 "2003-03-24T02:53:03Z")

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Welcome **slice**

😃

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/10 "2003-03-24T03:20:15Z")

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Spinach casserole in no way compares to cookies – I’d say toss the casserole and eat the cookies. 😃_peers over_ What kind of cookies do you have there, **slice**?

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/11 "2003-03-24T03:22:31Z")

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Better be chocolate chip, or he/she is soooo outta here!😃

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/12 "2003-03-24T03:31:17Z")

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Welcome to the boards. Enjoy your stay, it really is a great bunch of people.

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**Author:** ![slice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@slice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slice)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/13 "2003-03-24T03:39:31Z")

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They are DOUBLE chocolate chip, in fact. (Please. Is there any other kind?!)

And I’m a she, for purposes of correct pronoun usage.🙂

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/14 "2003-03-24T03:49:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by slice \*  
> **On the advice of Q.E.D., I’m here to introduce myself.**

Six posts, and already getting advice from **Q.E.D.**? You must have made a good first impression! 🙂 Welcome!

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> \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \*  
> \*\*If you can get to 100 posts without being Pitted, you can consider yourself a success. \*\*

_checks his own stats, and buffs his fingernails on his lapel…err…sweatshirt_ I’m a success! 😃

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/15 "2003-03-24T03:52:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by slice \*  
> \*\*And I’m a she, for purposes of correct pronoun usage.🙂 \*\*

How’re _ **you** _ doin’? 😉

Sorry. I just had to.

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-introducing-myself/163622/16 "2003-03-24T17:53:46Z")

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Oh. Well, I just came here to give you Imaginary Welcome Cookies, **slice** , but I see you already HAVE cookies.

Fine. I didn’t want to give _you_ my damn cookies, anyway.  
_sulking_  
_done sulking, happy again_

How 'bout some pie? Do you like pie?

Welcome to the SDMB!
