# Just looking for the straight dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232 "2011-04-29T23:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![gitsandshiggles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8797f3/32.png) [@gitsandshiggles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gitsandshiggles)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/1 "2011-04-29T23:55:00Z")
Gits and Shiggles reporting for duty. Where the hell is the intro forum? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/2 "2011-04-30T00:01:07Z")
There is no specific intro forum. Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) is the place to do that. And welcome, want some calamari? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/3 "2011-04-30T00:06:13Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > There is no specific intro forum. Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) is the place to do that. > > And welcome, want some calamari? Moving from ATMB. Colibri Moderator ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/4 "2011-04-30T00:30:29Z")
Welcome! I like your name. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/5 "2011-04-30T00:34:22Z")
Yeah, with a name like that you’ll fit right in. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/6 "2011-04-30T00:50:28Z")
> [@gitsandshiggles](#): > > Gits and Shiggles reporting for duty. > > Where the hell is the intro forum? This is it! You’ll now have to preform a tap dance number, juggle 3 bowling pins, and sing something by Irving Berlin. If enough of the members approve of your performance, you can stay. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/7 "2011-04-30T01:06:37Z")
Hello **GitsandShiggles** be welcome. Enjoy your stay. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/8 "2011-04-30T01:23:48Z")
Welcome, **GitsandShiggles**. Just put the beer in the fridge. We’ll make sure it doesn’t go to waste. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/9 "2011-04-30T03:02:30Z")
Welcome! Would you like some ice cream? The wasabi wasn’t too strong this time. ---
**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/10 "2011-04-30T03:14:08Z")
Did someone order a goat??? ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/11 "2011-04-30T03:16:27Z")
And just remember: if you have any cats, we’ll be needing pictures. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/12 "2011-04-30T04:22:40Z")
I can’t believe no one’s mentioned pie yet. Did I miss it? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/13 "2011-04-30T04:24:04Z")
Sure, people may welcome you and be all nice in the beginning… But just wait…you’ll see…😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/14 "2011-04-30T04:48:10Z")
Hello and welcome to another great time suck! ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/15 "2011-04-30T09:00:29Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > I can’t believe no one’s mentioned pie yet. > > Did I miss it? The squid stole it. That’s why he hasn’t been mentioned either. We’re mad at him. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/16 "2011-04-30T09:24:32Z")
I didn’t know goats could get that big. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/17 "2011-04-30T09:35:20Z")
Welcome! Toilet paper over or under? Choose wisely. ---
**Author:** ![gitsandshiggles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8797f3/32.png) [@gitsandshiggles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gitsandshiggles)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/18 "2011-04-30T14:26:30Z")
Thanks yallz. > [@Shirley\_Ujest](#): > > Welcome! > > Toilet paper over or under? > Choose wisely. I set it vertically on top of the roller. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/19 "2011-04-30T14:44:04Z")
Welcome! Great name. > [@BigT](#): > > The squid stole it. That’s why he hasn’t been mentioned either. We’re mad at him. > [@Cicero](#): > > I didn’t know goats could get that big. ::Sharpening axe:: sigh… I’ll be around. If you you need me, just scream in horror. ---
**Author:** ![gitsandshiggles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8797f3/32.png) [@gitsandshiggles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gitsandshiggles)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-looking-for-the-straight-dope/580232/20 "2011-04-30T14:46:45Z")
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