# Just noticed evey single one of my threads has been locked.something ain't right here **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 7, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088 "2000-10-07T19:44:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/21 "2000-10-07T20:58:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*Is there now anyone left who doesn’t believe that LynnBodoni richly deserves the title of Lord High Executioner? > > \*\* ::raises her hand:: Too funny! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/22 "2000-10-07T21:06:04Z")
WooHoo Lynn strikes again. I love it ! So is there a way to get rid of this worm for good ? ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/23 "2000-10-07T21:11:22Z")
Move the massage board and dont tell him where we put it?? ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/24 "2000-10-07T21:12:35Z")
I MEANT message, not massage. I really, I mean REALLY, have to get out more. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/25 "2000-10-07T21:13:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > > \*\*Is there now anyone left who _doesn’t_ believe that LynnBodoni richly deserves the title of Lord High Executioner? > > > > \*\* > > ::raises her hand:: > > Too funny! \*\* That says “doesn’t”! Oops. ::slowly lowers her hand:: ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/26 "2000-10-07T21:14:40Z")
Now look here. (sternly) Once you start adding derogatory comments to poster’s names (no matter how richly deserved), you tamper with the very fabric of our…(muffled giggle)…of our…( 🙂 )…of our…( 😃 )…of…(falls off chair laughing hysterically) ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/27 "2000-10-07T21:16:32Z")
How stupid do you have to be to act like an asshole and then ask us why all of your threads have been closed? The status text serves him well. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/28 "2000-10-07T21:19:21Z")
When I opened this thread I expected to see that he was banned. Had to do a double take on that one! Funny funny stuff! Big thumbs up! Good wholesome family entertainment! I’ll just go and help Glee up off the floor now and we can be on our way. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/29 "2000-10-07T21:26:32Z")
Kricket, Thanks for the helping hand. I’m all right now, I…(snort)…no, I’ve got it under…(titter)…just a minute, I…(crashes helplessly back onto floor) ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/30 "2000-10-07T21:29:59Z")
Bahahaha!! That is absolutely hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/31 "2000-10-07T21:31:46Z")
The sweet but slightly acrid smell of burning troll hair wafts across the boards once more. “Too Stupid For Words” ::snort, giggle, harumph:: Oh, let’s just get it over with, **BWAHAHHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAH!** ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/32 "2000-10-07T21:38:11Z")
Hahahahaha!! How clever! _laughing hysterically_ I wish mine said, “Resident Welf” under it, but I guess only silly trolls get funny nicknames under their usernames. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/33 "2000-10-07T21:43:32Z")
From the desk of Sue, Grabbit and Runne. Dear Ms. Bodoni, It has been drawn to our attention that you have made a public statement about our client Mr. 2SexyForMyComputer (also known as Mr. Concrete, Mr. Jayburner etc.). This statement could be misconstrued by hapless members of the message board, to which our client makes such a valuable (and indeed cherished) contribution, as a criticism. We are sure this was COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONAL, and therefore do not wish to make any legal threats. However if you do not remove it forthwith, we shall be forced to call in the HPD\*. Yours, etc. \*Humourless Police Department. Our motto ‘Humour isn’t funny’ says it all. ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/34 "2000-10-07T21:53:03Z")
Oh, I don’t suppose it’ll last more than a day or two. But just the same … BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hee hee hee hee (giggle) ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/35 "2000-10-07T22:06:56Z")
I wonder if this guy will come back now. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/36 "2000-10-07T22:20:00Z")
Lynn! I damn near choked on my altoids. BWAHA! \ I’m going to be giggling all night over that one. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/37 "2000-10-07T22:21:58Z")
A tip of the hat and a “brava” for Ms Bodoni. Well done. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/38 "2000-10-07T22:43:21Z")
That is, by far, the funniest thing I have seen all day. What can I say? Ms. Bodoni, you are **DA BOMB!!** ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/39 "2000-10-07T22:43:37Z")
Lynne - can you set him to banned & still keep the comment? Is that do-able? It’s worth saving… Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088/40 "2000-10-07T22:45:05Z")
“Just noticed evey single one of my threads has been locked.” Not this one. duh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-noticed-evey-single-one-of-my-threads-has-been-locked-something-aint-right-here/36088.md?page=3)