# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/181 "2017-03-02T09:38:04Z")
So, the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/182 "2017-03-02T15:36:06Z")
“… and don’t ever wear them again.” ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/183 "2017-03-02T22:59:44Z")
Kick it to Oakland! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/184 "2017-03-02T23:36:19Z")
You stupid horse, I said POSSE! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/185 "2017-03-02T23:42:26Z")
Nah, it was wousy. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/186 "2017-03-03T15:19:36Z")
Can’t be done. It’s a hardware problem. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/187 "2017-03-03T18:41:54Z")
Well, my mood has changed. Now I want it to be _ **Forbidden Planet** _ Shakespearean Sci-Fi! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/188 "2017-03-03T19:09:36Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > Well, my mood has changed. Now I want it to be _ **Forbidden Planet** _ > > Shakespearean Sci-Fi! 🙂 wrong thread ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/189 "2017-03-03T21:13:03Z")
“And the Andorian said, ‘Your brother? I thought it was your wife!’” ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/190 "2017-03-03T21:57:48Z")
“He just called from Salt Lake City.” ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/191 "2017-03-03T23:34:30Z")
It’s a good thing I didn’t fart in the house. (To one of my dad’s standard 5 jokes). ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/192 "2017-03-04T03:43:03Z")
Bring me my brown pants. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/193 "2017-03-04T04:17:20Z")
reditt…reditt…reditt ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/194 "2017-03-04T04:20:57Z")
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/195 "2017-03-09T21:09:21Z")
“They’re all at the funeral.” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/196 "2017-03-14T12:25:00Z")
If you think it’s bad now you should see it when the Devil speeds by on his motor boat ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/197 "2017-03-14T16:32:15Z")
Look at that S car go. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/198 "2017-03-14T20:13:27Z")
Your father would turn over in his gravy. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/199 "2017-03-14T20:16:02Z")
No, I have a Rincoln Continental. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/200 "2017-03-19T09:28:33Z")
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