# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2017, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/201 "2017-03-19T09:49:13Z")
No, I said SHIP me a ton of bricks. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/202 "2017-03-20T16:41:38Z")
I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/203 "2017-03-20T17:14:41Z")
It’s a knick-knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/204 "2017-03-20T17:45:17Z")
Same diagnosis; better HMO. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/205 "2017-03-20T22:06:39Z")
“They eat \*\*\*\*\* and piss gasoline.” Insert racial/national/religious/ethnic/regional/sexual/whatever slur of your choice. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2017, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/206 "2017-03-21T04:33:26Z")
Won’t matter none. Just gonna be the two of us anyway. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2017, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/207 "2017-03-21T20:46:13Z")
“And now you’re a fish!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2017, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/208 "2017-03-22T04:02:42Z")
Ooo, you’re not gonna like Wednesdays. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/209 "2017-04-02T04:43:04Z")
No, i’m just eating ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/210 "2017-04-02T04:44:08Z")
Oh here are the pills in my other pocket. I gave you my chicklets. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/211 "2017-04-03T00:16:23Z")
“That’s OK, honey. I was just coming downstairs to kill you.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/212 "2017-04-03T00:40:18Z")
“Because he was carbon bonded to the chicken!” ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/213 "2017-04-03T01:27:50Z")
Clanggg!!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/214 "2017-04-03T13:17:18Z")
Dung! ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/215 "2017-04-04T00:23:37Z")
“Quick, Hymie - get the hammer and nails! He’s back again!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/216 "2017-04-04T03:49:40Z")
“It’s all about the money with you Jews, isn’t it?” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/217 "2017-04-04T03:55:27Z")
I wanted the heart that’s never been used. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/218 "2017-04-04T03:59:18Z")
“Not really, but you were Prime Minister twice.” ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/219 "2017-04-05T17:14:16Z")
No,sir, but you are better informed. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/220 "2017-04-05T17:29:26Z")
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