# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/221 "2017-04-05T17:35:09Z")
So the other one could drive. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/222 "2017-04-05T18:46:17Z")
“Nah, I’m just fucking with you. She’s dead.” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/223 "2017-04-05T18:49:30Z")
From LFG: “You saw it-The orphanage attacked me first!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/224 "2017-04-05T19:02:43Z")
“OK, so where’s this girl you want me to put the collar on?” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/225 "2017-04-06T00:23:25Z")
Pilgrims. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/226 "2017-04-06T00:36:26Z")
“Ah, just what I wanted, a hot meal.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/227 "2017-04-06T00:39:02Z")
Because they don’t know the words. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/228 "2017-04-06T03:26:50Z")
IHOP. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/229 "2017-04-06T03:27:54Z")
Eileen. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/230 "2017-04-06T03:28:57Z")
Irene. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/231 "2017-04-06T04:05:42Z")
“OK, OK! I’m a moose!” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/232 "2017-04-06T04:24:51Z")
Oh no, not another fucking hat. ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/233 "2017-04-06T13:05:03Z")
“com-for-ta-bull” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/234 "2017-04-06T13:19:58Z")
“So I asked my husband what we should give you for your Christmas bonus, and he said, ‘Fuck him; give him a dollar.’” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/235 "2017-04-10T15:10:31Z")
because he likes to ho ho ho ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/236 "2017-04-10T15:52:20Z")
Because there are twenty of them. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/237 "2017-04-10T19:47:09Z")
**"SUPPLIES!"** x ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/238 "2017-04-10T20:14:52Z")
A Methodist will say hello to you in the liquor store. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/239 "2017-04-14T13:51:37Z")
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/240 "2017-04-14T13:54:05Z")
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