# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/261 "2017-07-06T23:41:37Z")
He’s the bastard who killed my frog! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/262 "2017-07-11T13:22:50Z")
one of them shucks between fits ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/263 "2017-07-11T13:36:39Z")
“Goldberg, iceberg, what’s the difference?” “Father, can I gargle some of that holy water before she sits in it?” “And young lady, when you get to the Pearly Gates, St. Finger is going to shake his peter at you!” ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/264 "2017-07-11T14:21:50Z")
OK, one more try: **DAMMIT, MISSED AGAIN!** ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/265 "2017-07-13T22:17:39Z")
…, if you don’t, pull on it 345 times. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/266 "2017-07-18T03:00:16Z")
Tarzipan. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/267 "2017-07-18T03:04:25Z")
So the Rabbi says “I KNOW _that’s_ not Kosher!” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/268 "2017-07-18T03:15:38Z")
The rabbi replies: “Out of what?” ---
**Author:** ![kk\_fusion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kk_fusion/32/15276_2.png) [@kk\_fusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kk_fusion)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/269 "2017-07-18T06:29:27Z")
“Hey, at least it’s not cancer!” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/270 "2017-07-18T07:05:36Z")
Because the spaghetti falls through the grill. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/271 "2017-07-20T08:47:20Z")
“Dammit! Some asshole has my pen!” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/272 "2017-07-28T12:11:26Z")
Because they couldn’t find a virgin and three wise men. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/273 "2017-07-28T14:32:06Z")
WEll, Ya Can’t have any, ya old fart, I’m savin’ it for the wake NO! First the Gibson, THEN the Fender. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/274 "2017-07-28T14:33:01Z")
“No, thanks, Father. I’ll wait until after the police get here.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/275 "2017-07-28T18:12:20Z")
Because they fall through the holes in his hands. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/276 "2017-07-28T20:31:34Z")
You’re kind of old to still believe in fairies, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/277 "2017-08-06T00:00:04Z")
Turn it over. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/278 "2017-08-06T01:27:21Z")
They’re in the attic! ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/279 "2017-08-06T02:07:46Z")
She’s on the roof. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/280 "2017-08-06T20:01:18Z")
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