# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/281 "2017-08-14T22:32:34Z")
My phone go green green, so I pink it up and say yellow. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2017, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/282 "2017-08-23T16:50:56Z")
A: a good start! ---
**Author:** ![Joanie\_Loves\_Trotsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d78d45/32.png) [@Joanie\_Loves\_Trotsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joanie_Loves_Trotsky)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2017, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/283 "2017-08-23T18:09:15Z")
By the time you get home, you’ll forget all about it! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/284 "2017-08-24T04:49:19Z")
He covers the phone, but she can still hear him yell, “_Hey Charlie, I found the guy who took a crap in your tuba_.” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/285 "2017-08-24T05:15:59Z")
“What are you complaining about? I’m going have to walk back all alone.” ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/286 "2017-08-24T05:39:57Z")
Now we can all get some sleep. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/287 "2017-08-24T06:56:52Z")
“Watson, you idiot. It means someone has stolen our tent!” ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/288 "2017-08-24T09:04:50Z")
Because she rolls her own tampons and kick-starts her vibrator! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/289 "2017-08-24T12:11:10Z")
if the fu shits wear it ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2017, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/290 "2017-08-25T10:57:39Z")
> [@Cardigan](#): > > if the fu shits wear it That was one I was thinking of as well. 🙂 * * * Depends! ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2017, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/291 "2017-08-25T13:09:03Z")
This guy is wearing skates! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/292 "2017-08-25T14:16:37Z")
Fo’get it, lady! Eff he’s stuck in there thet far, he ain’t neva comin out! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2017, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/293 "2017-08-25T16:35:50Z")
If he finds his way back home, don’t fuck him. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2017, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/294 "2017-08-25T17:56:53Z")
We keep it in the office and use it as a fan. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/295 "2017-08-25T20:52:56Z")
I know, I know. But we have a lot of popes up here, and he’s the first lawyer. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2017, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/296 "2017-08-26T01:17:52Z")
Just what you said, making sure he was dead! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2017, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/297 "2017-08-26T04:27:01Z")
OK, he’s dead. What should I do next? (Probably a different punchline to the same joke) ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2017, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/298 "2017-08-26T07:59:40Z")
“But I’ll be sober in the morning”. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2017, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/299 "2017-08-27T20:20:32Z")
Yer screwed _ **now** _, ba-by! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/300 "2017-08-28T14:36:05Z")
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