# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/301 "2017-08-28T18:40:32Z")
One less drunk person. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/302 "2017-08-28T23:08:49Z")
:dubious: Alright, alright! What the hell is this? :mad: Some kind of joke??? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/303 "2017-08-29T00:06:08Z")
Why the long face? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/304 "2017-08-29T03:51:33Z")
The customer, startled, asked, “What’s that sound?” ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/305 "2017-08-29T11:17:38Z")
Drop-dead handsome movie star: That’s what you were looking forward to? Oh gee, I’m terribly sorry, Your Holiness. But you are [glancing at watch] something like half and hour too late. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/306 "2017-08-29T11:42:33Z")
The Pope appeared relieved and said “may I borrow your eraser?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/307 "2017-08-29T14:09:46Z")
But you’ll never believe who I had lunch with! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/308 "2017-08-29T17:23:50Z")
Easy! She dresses up like an altar boy! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/309 "2017-08-30T15:28:39Z")
See? That’s how you do it. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/310 "2017-08-30T21:28:11Z")
If you flip her over, she looks like a six year old boy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/311 "2017-08-31T14:54:15Z")
So Ahmed and Khalid were talking about Ahmed’s son’s upcoming bar mitzvah… ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2017, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/312 "2017-08-31T15:46:42Z")
:dubious: :mad: Nahhh! I stuck 'em up my ass! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/313 "2017-09-01T03:21:10Z")
Organ donors. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/314 "2017-09-01T06:33:23Z")
You’re a malted! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/315 "2017-09-01T12:06:51Z")
“Sure. Michelle doesn’t know what a brothel smells like.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/316 "2017-09-01T15:41:08Z")
“Sir, good trade, sir!” ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/317 "2017-09-03T16:41:06Z")
Sister Mary Chase: “Ohh, thank heavens! I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant!” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/318 "2017-09-03T21:55:06Z")
“Nice tits, Sister. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?” ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/319 "2017-09-03T23:30:27Z")
“The lead goes slack”. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2017, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/320 "2017-09-04T03:10:46Z")
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