# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/341 "2017-09-12T17:12:35Z")
Isn’t that a big word for an 8 year old? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/342 "2017-09-12T18:06:30Z")
Go get thy mother. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/343 "2017-09-12T18:33:00Z")
You are to go straight from the sub, Lime, to the Reed oculist. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/344 "2017-09-12T18:54:46Z")
A fsh. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/345 "2017-09-12T19:06:16Z")
Voice from heaven: St. Francis of Assisi or St. Francis Xavier? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/346 "2017-09-13T02:50:41Z")
C, eh? N, eh? D, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/347 "2017-09-13T03:35:07Z")
G… 20. N… 6. O…14. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/348 "2017-09-13T04:02:25Z")
The next day the headline read “ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT SAFEWAY”. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/349 "2017-09-13T09:46:38Z")
Beats the hell out of a bacon sandwich doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/350 "2017-09-13T16:44:49Z")
… … … … _ **Timing!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/351 "2017-09-13T20:21:33Z")
Mom… ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2017, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/352 "2017-09-14T00:30:52Z")
It’s the cobblestones. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2017, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/353 "2017-09-14T11:33:57Z")
:o Uh… hi, daddy… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2017, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/354 "2017-09-14T14:48:30Z")
You’ll never believe who I’ve been sleeping with… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2017, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/355 "2017-09-14T15:38:43Z")
Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2017, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/356 "2017-09-14T15:42:46Z")
Silly rabbi. Kicks are for Trids! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/357 "2017-09-14T21:55:22Z")
_gasp_ :o - I’m terribly sorry Your Holiness, I just didn’t know you were Polish… I’ll start over. There… were… these… two… Pollacks… and… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2017, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/358 "2017-09-15T19:43:42Z")
Omigod! _A talking potato!_ ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2017, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/359 "2017-09-19T18:50:53Z")
No, just visiting. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2017, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/360 "2017-09-19T19:02:29Z")
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