# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/21 "2017-01-13T17:02:18Z")
. . .why the long face? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/22 "2017-01-13T17:40:45Z")
Footprints in the butter. ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/23 "2017-01-13T19:48:30Z")
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/24 "2017-01-13T20:49:34Z")
The Aristocrats! ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/25 "2017-01-13T21:22:40Z")
A stick. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/26 "2017-01-13T21:54:39Z")
A pool table. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/27 "2017-01-13T21:55:59Z")
“But, honey, this one’s eating my peanuts!” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/28 "2017-01-13T22:11:27Z")
I didn’t wish for a 12" pianist. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/29 "2017-01-13T22:14:56Z")
Yes, I knew Pancho Villa…we had lunch together! ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/30 "2017-01-13T22:21:16Z")
That’s _one_. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/31 "2017-01-13T22:40:03Z")
Praise the Lord! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/32 "2017-01-14T02:48:43Z")
So the parrot says: “What did that chicken say to piss you off?” ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/33 "2017-01-14T02:56:31Z")
Potatoes! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/34 "2017-01-14T06:38:42Z")
No, I said SHIP me a ton of bricks! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/35 "2017-01-14T14:39:57Z")
…That was the narrowest runway I’ve ever seen, but damn, is it wide! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/36 "2017-01-14T14:41:56Z")
You don’t understand – Chunks is my dog! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/37 "2017-01-14T14:43:29Z")
…to get to the other side! ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/38 "2017-01-14T14:47:25Z")
That’s all you do…bird imitations? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/39 "2017-01-14T14:51:59Z")
…I rang the doorbell, didn’t I? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/40 "2017-01-14T15:16:15Z")
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