# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/381 "2017-09-25T14:30:38Z")
Nothing. He didn’t recognize them. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/382 "2017-09-25T18:24:24Z")
They couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/383 "2017-09-25T19:59:29Z")
Now, you boys share. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/384 "2017-09-26T07:46:25Z")
They don’t. Californians screw in hot tubs. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/385 "2017-09-26T14:47:51Z")
…but the light bulb must _want_ to change. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/386 "2017-09-26T17:00:19Z")
True change comes from within. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/387 "2017-09-26T17:09:28Z")
So they can both watch the hockey game. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/388 "2017-09-27T10:56:24Z")
“Yes it does, doesn’t it”? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/389 "2017-09-27T11:57:59Z")
Both are on a five year mission to wipe out Klingons (cling-ons) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/390 "2017-09-27T16:53:18Z")
It _is_ ze menstrual blood! Mon Dieu! I am glad we did not f\*\*\* 'er! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/391 "2017-09-27T17:11:34Z")
One is an extremely wealthy, world renowned businessman and the other did not write Margaritaville. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/392 "2017-09-27T18:22:01Z")
One is an evil, ugly, amoral reptilian race of aliens bent on destroying all that is right and good in human society, and the other is on _Star Trek_. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/393 "2017-09-28T17:08:51Z")
Low blood pressure: 70 over 25 ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2017, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/394 "2017-10-02T17:42:31Z")
Oracle at Delphi: But you never asked _ **which** _ kingdom. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2017, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/395 "2017-10-02T19:01:00Z")
The plumber’s coming in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2017, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/396 "2017-10-02T21:21:09Z")
Any second now the biggest tapeworm you’ve ever seen is going to come looking for his lemon cookie and we’re gonna get him with this! Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2017, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/397 "2017-10-02T21:30:38Z")
Two – one to screw in the light bulb, and the other to hold the peni-- LADDER!! Hold the LADDER! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/398 "2017-10-03T00:08:45Z")
Mystic: “Make me one with everything!” ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/399 "2017-10-03T00:31:51Z")
“change comes from within” ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/400 "2017-10-03T09:31:29Z")
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