# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/421 "2017-10-16T01:16:59Z")
Oh, but madam, we’ve already established what you are. I was just now negotiating a price. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/422 "2017-10-16T04:52:36Z")
…and then just lead into the day’s top story. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/423 "2017-10-17T20:42:07Z")
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/424 "2017-10-19T01:51:36Z")
'If that other engine goes, we’ll be up here all day". ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/425 "2017-10-19T13:34:22Z")
If you’d checked the walk-in freezer, we’d both still be alive. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/426 "2017-10-20T03:41:30Z")
Beginning to lose his temper, Picard shouted at the Pfaff dealer, “_Do you have any idea how many torn uniforms we have to mend? I don’t care how you get this thing working, **make it sew**!_” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/427 "2017-10-20T04:57:40Z")
They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/428 "2017-10-20T19:31:21Z")
“Nonsense. I put my $3000 check in, and took my change out.” ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/429 "2017-10-20T20:49:55Z")
“Me, too, I didn’t know we had a choice.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/430 "2017-10-21T04:11:19Z")
“I don’t know who he is, but he’s got the Pope as his chauffeur!” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/431 "2017-10-21T04:48:53Z")
but these are the only feet I have ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/432 "2017-10-21T04:50:55Z")
She tried to read the waffle iron. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/433 "2017-10-21T16:04:29Z")
“Who’s that guy up there next to Fred?” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/434 "2017-10-21T18:15:25Z")
Christopher Walken. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/435 "2017-10-22T03:37:45Z")
“In fact, it’s so easy a question, I’m going to let my driver answer it.” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/436 "2017-10-23T02:34:43Z")
“His brother was worse.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/437 "2017-10-23T04:32:15Z")
“It is. It isn’t. It is. It isn’t…” ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/438 "2017-10-25T22:34:14Z")
“A gritty pearl is Michael L.L.D.” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/439 "2017-10-25T23:33:46Z")
“Holy cow, look at all those fucking Indians!” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/440 "2017-10-29T03:30:20Z")
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