# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/441 "2017-10-30T00:38:56Z")
“But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/442 "2017-10-30T00:51:59Z")
I never forget a fez. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/443 "2017-10-30T15:57:48Z")
The other night she called me from a motel. ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/444 "2017-11-01T07:11:58Z")
“Here come the elephants over the hill”. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/445 "2017-11-01T12:02:28Z")
I mean you’re _really_ not going to like this - he’s calling collect…from Salt Lake City! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/446 "2017-11-01T13:58:28Z")
And they’re all in the express line at the grocery. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/447 "2017-11-01T15:54:58Z")
The other night, after sex, I drew a chalk line around her. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/448 "2017-11-01T20:35:50Z")
A pig like that, you don’t eat all at once. ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/449 "2017-11-01T23:52:16Z")
But you fuck just _ **one** _ goat… ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/450 "2017-11-02T00:15:41Z")
Alright, alright, I’ll do the goddamn dishes! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/451 "2017-11-02T17:26:53Z")
So she did, and now she’s left me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/452 "2017-11-02T18:00:54Z")
It’s the chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/453 "2017-11-02T20:26:25Z")
The people at the movie theater were pissed. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/454 "2017-11-03T02:16:27Z")
You can’t cross a scalar with a vector. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/455 "2017-11-03T15:08:58Z")
A: _Despacito_. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2017, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/456 "2017-11-04T04:59:12Z")
“I’m gonna have puppies!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2017, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/457 "2017-11-04T14:26:23Z")
Helluva lot better than ham, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2017, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/458 "2017-11-04T20:29:42Z")
Yes, Your Honor. No, Your Honor. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2017, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/459 "2017-11-04T20:42:53Z")
You know, you fuckers are all right. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2017, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/460 "2017-11-06T03:12:48Z")
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