# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/501 "2018-03-18T22:50:10Z")
“So would I, but I don’t think there is any room left in my ass.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2018, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/502 "2018-03-19T03:29:50Z")
But you fuck one sheep… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/503 "2018-07-13T13:51:21Z")
OK, I’ll do it. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/504 "2018-07-13T15:02:01Z")
The bad news is I’ve been trying to call you since yesterday ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/505 "2018-07-13T16:23:48Z")
Mom’s on the roof. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/506 "2019-01-04T13:53:24Z")
Was it moose cock? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/507 "2019-01-04T14:09:57Z")
It’s going to take some time to drag this guy over to Oak St. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/508 "2019-01-04T15:45:41Z")
okay, where’s the library at,\* asshole\*? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/509 "2019-01-04T16:55:09Z")
“Oh, no, this is just ice cream.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/510 "2019-01-07T18:23:38Z")
Her son’s dick tastes different. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/511 "2019-01-07T18:53:36Z")
So the dog says, “Should I have said ‘DiMaggio’?” ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/512 "2019-01-07T18:56:26Z")
“I’m-a not-a talkin’ ‘bout my sex a-life. I’m a tellin’ you how to a-spell a-_Mississippi_”. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/513 "2019-01-08T00:56:39Z")
_Funf._ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/514 "2019-01-08T02:31:54Z")
I take it, then, that “Arf!” means, “No!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/515 "2019-01-08T02:33:27Z")
Oh, doughnut seeds! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/516 "2019-01-08T19:43:18Z")
“Your light was on.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/517 "2019-01-09T04:26:54Z")
And, by the way, it’s a Porsche, not a porch. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/518 "2019-01-09T05:14:44Z")
“Smith, you swap with Hoskins. Hoskins, you swap with Jones. Jones, you swap with…” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/519 "2019-01-10T13:35:38Z")
every time she spreads her legs you see a light go on. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/520 "2019-01-10T13:39:51Z")
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