# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/521 "2019-01-10T14:45:47Z")
“You know, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk, Superman.” ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/522 "2019-01-10T16:41:20Z")
A: Donald Trump in clown shoes! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/523 "2019-01-10T18:39:44Z")
“What’s in it for me?” ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/524 "2019-01-11T00:50:24Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > I take it, then, that “Arf!” means, “No!” Don’t you know? Aren’t you dog? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/525 "2019-01-11T01:07:06Z")
“It made him _mean_.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/526 "2019-01-11T05:30:03Z")
“I know where he lives. He never would’ve made it in time.” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/527 "2019-01-11T12:44:11Z")
No way, I’m not getting into that thing until it gets fixed! ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/528 "2019-01-11T17:13:49Z")
“Because you’re in Home Depot.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/529 "2019-01-11T21:14:08Z")
“I’ve never felt better in me life, boyo!” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/530 "2019-01-12T05:43:13Z")
“Me too. Let’s go get a beer.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/531 "2019-01-12T17:33:31Z")
“Idiot. I know a place you could get it much more expensively.” ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/532 "2019-01-13T14:15:52Z")
“Because you’re a bit too old to believe in genies…” ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/533 "2019-01-20T02:59:15Z")
It says _celebrate_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/534 "2019-01-20T05:30:20Z")
[aggressively] “Moo!” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/535 "2019-01-21T13:41:45Z")
That’s okay, they won’t let us back into Kroger either. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/536 "2019-01-21T16:58:50Z")
ee, lord, he was thin. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/537 "2019-01-21T20:28:44Z")
“OK, I give up. What’d you do with the boat?” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/538 "2019-04-17T12:43:06Z")
A. 101: one to flip the switch and 100 to do an environmental impact study. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/539 "2019-04-18T02:42:12Z")
“You should take a break. Why don’t you go see a play?” ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/540 "2019-04-18T06:18:23Z")
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