# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/541 "2019-04-21T09:18:11Z")
Don’t go like that. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/542 "2019-05-19T10:00:44Z")
“But I thought YOU brought the cream!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/543 "2019-05-19T21:19:29Z")
The one on the bottom chewing his way out. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/544 "2019-05-21T11:23:35Z")
“And I met my mother on the way out.” ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/545 "2019-05-27T00:46:31Z")
… a pullet surprise. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/546 "2019-05-27T12:55:24Z")
You’ve got a drink named Bob? ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/547 "2019-06-15T06:36:48Z")
So, what would _you_ put in the window? And the horse you rode in on. Some people just can’t tell a joke. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/548 "2019-06-15T12:13:45Z")
No, I said “masticate.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/549 "2019-06-25T15:06:37Z")
I’ll have you know my \*grandfather \*donated that light bulb! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/550 "2019-09-18T17:27:30Z")
I don’t know, Gromyko. What do you think? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/551 "2019-09-18T17:45:37Z")
Good thing we didn’t step in it. To get to the other side. To get to the other slide. I hardly even know her. We serve anyone, come on in. In that case, just give me a haircut. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/552 "2019-09-18T20:31:09Z")
Ooo, you’re not gonna like Wednesdays. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/553 "2019-11-20T07:07:33Z")
You left your Injun running. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/554 "2019-12-13T20:37:48Z")
One, but it has to \*want \*to change. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035.md?page=27)