# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/41 "2017-01-14T18:14:29Z")
Var. We usually ride the donkey into town where the women are. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/42 "2017-01-14T18:18:14Z")
She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/43 "2017-01-14T18:20:24Z")
You picked the ugliest one! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/44 "2017-01-14T18:34:56Z")
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/45 "2017-01-14T19:02:23Z")
…Aren’t you a little too old to be believin’ in leprechauns? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/46 "2017-01-14T19:47:14Z")
You don’t just come here for the huntin’, do ya? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/47 "2017-01-14T20:14:00Z")
…the fourth guy ducked. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/48 "2017-01-14T20:17:57Z")
Lucky we didn’t say anything about the dirty knife. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/49 "2017-01-14T20:59:45Z")
Shut up, I’m chewing gum. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/50 "2017-01-15T00:22:08Z")
The good news is that we’re bringing him up again at four o’clock. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/51 "2017-01-15T16:21:37Z")
I don’t know… maybe you should just pet him first. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/52 "2017-01-15T16:34:33Z")
Friday is \*your \*turn in the barrel. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/53 "2017-01-15T16:37:09Z")
Chilly today, hot tamale. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/54 "2017-01-15T18:41:32Z")
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/55 "2017-01-15T20:11:40Z")
“Interrupting cow wh…” “Moo” ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/56 "2017-01-15T20:17:54Z")
Only Hugh can prevent florist friars. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/57 "2017-01-15T20:59:38Z")
Not with a wimp, but with a banker. A star-mangled spanner. But it’s the \*way \*he tells 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/58 "2017-01-15T21:49:10Z")
Well, they choips like boids. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/59 "2017-01-15T21:50:52Z")
Ooooh, you’re gonna hate Fridays! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/60 "2017-01-15T22:31:57Z")
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