# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/61 "2017-01-15T23:28:51Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > …Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes? [sub]psst![/sub] “chewed” ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/62 "2017-01-16T04:21:58Z")
That’s the the beer that made Mel Famey walk us. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/63 "2017-01-16T05:25:25Z")
You should have been here yesterday when he was making bagels. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/64 "2017-01-16T05:37:34Z")
It just goes to show; you don’t fuck with the Lone Ranger. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/65 "2017-01-16T13:34:56Z")
Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/66 "2017-01-16T15:48:28Z")
Because his dick was stuck in a chicken. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/67 "2017-01-16T16:32:29Z")
“Because the light was on.” ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/68 "2017-01-16T16:34:31Z")
I left my harp in Sam Clam’s Disco. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/69 "2017-01-16T16:38:34Z")
Their lips are moving. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/70 "2017-01-16T18:05:33Z")
…no, he thinks he’s Arnold Palmer. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/71 "2017-01-16T19:20:29Z")
To stamp out flaming ducks! ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/72 "2017-01-16T19:30:35Z")
…but if you don’t have the three bucks, it’s one dollar lookie, and two dollar feely! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/73 "2017-01-16T21:08:33Z")
St. Peter: here’s your three bucks…now go to hell! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/74 "2017-01-16T22:02:22Z")
Today just isn’t your day, ma’am. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/75 "2017-01-16T22:03:32Z")
…Nothing. He didn’t recognize them. ---
**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/76 "2017-01-16T23:01:10Z")
He said “I NEED YOUR UNDERWEAR”! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/77 "2017-01-17T00:59:12Z")
A beer and a mop. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/78 "2017-01-20T01:12:18Z")
I never said she was crazy, I only said she was fucking Goofy! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/79 "2017-01-20T03:34:28Z")
“Hey Bob, I think we found the guy who took a shit in your tuba!” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/80 "2017-01-20T14:10:52Z")
one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035.md?page=5)