# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2017, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/81 "2017-01-21T01:47:00Z")
We’re not welcome at Home Depot anymore either. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/82 "2017-01-25T20:10:07Z")
Don’t worry about me, baby. I ride sidesaddle. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2017, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/83 "2017-01-27T23:08:31Z")
Eats, shoots and leaves. ---
**Author:** ![squidfood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@squidfood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squidfood)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2017, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/84 "2017-01-27T23:18:40Z")
"84… 84… 84… 84… " ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2017, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/85 "2017-01-27T23:25:34Z")
“Good God, you mean you’ve got a golf course here?” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2017, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/86 "2017-01-27T23:30:32Z")
The O’Malley twins are drunk again. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2017, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/87 "2017-01-27T23:38:53Z")
My Rolex! My beautiful Rolex!! ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/88 "2017-01-28T12:57:17Z")
I’m an ex-tractor fan. No, I’m a frayed knot. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/89 "2017-01-28T15:10:44Z")
Silly Rabbi, don’t you know that Chick is for tracts?. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/90 "2017-01-28T15:19:08Z")
Don’t flush!! ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/91 "2017-01-28T15:42:56Z")
It looks like you had smallcox, too. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/92 "2017-01-28T15:44:29Z")
Better Nate than lever! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/93 "2017-01-28T16:34:50Z")
Well, it’s not unusual. DAMN! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/94 "2017-01-28T18:37:34Z")
We need the eggs. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/95 "2017-01-28T19:23:54Z")
Oh, it’s like a penis, only smaller! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/96 "2017-01-28T20:07:27Z")
And such small portions. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/97 "2017-01-28T22:44:17Z")
You’re a real jerk when you’ve been drinking, Superman. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/98 "2017-01-30T03:40:59Z")
Depends. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/99 "2017-01-30T03:58:31Z")
"Yeast is yeast and nest is nest and never the mane shall tweet. " “Silly Rabbi, kicks are for twigs.” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/100 "2017-01-30T04:46:56Z")
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