# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/101 "2017-01-30T04:51:07Z")
Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking? ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/102 "2017-01-30T05:18:22Z")
With a pig this good, you don’t eat him all at once. I don’t have to outrun the _tiger_. _We_, Kemosabe? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/103 "2017-01-30T13:52:10Z")
If I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need the powder. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/104 "2017-01-30T14:13:49Z")
Because the dog’s a damn liar. He never did any of that shit. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/105 "2017-01-30T14:45:04Z")
If you think that’s bad, you should see the monkey that pulled the cork. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/106 "2017-01-30T16:22:08Z")
Oh, he’s our shortstop. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/107 "2017-01-30T18:26:52Z")
No, I never found the head. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/108 "2017-01-30T20:14:55Z")
If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amahl. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/109 "2017-01-30T23:21:45Z")
“Jose, can you see?” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/110 "2017-01-30T23:53:59Z")
Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me ‘Boudreaux’. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/111 "2017-01-31T13:35:48Z")
I have no idea, but the Pope is his chauffeur. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/112 "2017-01-31T13:55:24Z")
Dammit, I missed. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/113 "2017-01-31T13:56:30Z")
Sheep Lie ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/114 "2017-01-31T21:32:23Z")
“I wish you’d beat me half to death.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/115 "2017-01-31T21:54:20Z")
Okay, now what? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/116 "2017-01-31T22:15:57Z")
Shoot the lawyer twice. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/117 "2017-02-01T00:09:40Z")
One’s a scum-sucking bottom dweller, and the other’s a fish. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/118 "2017-02-01T00:28:53Z")
people who live in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/119 "2017-02-01T00:39:29Z")
Earwig-o Earwig-o Earwig-o He’s a common 'tater ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/120 "2017-02-01T05:35:29Z")
No, but his face sure rings a bell. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035.md?page=7)