# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/121 "2017-02-01T15:35:37Z")
What??? They gave me a chihuahua?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/122 "2017-02-01T15:38:52Z")
It’s running down my leg ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/123 "2017-02-01T15:46:37Z")
Little boys’ pants, half-off! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/124 "2017-02-01T16:00:03Z")
[hold thumb and index finger out] because they’ve been told their whole lives this is foot long. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/125 "2017-02-01T16:28:06Z")
It’s the First Lady’s handwriting. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/126 "2017-02-01T20:38:10Z")
_BANG!_ Okay, he’s dead. What do I do next? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/127 "2017-02-02T02:19:09Z")
“…Pinocchio?” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/128 "2017-02-02T06:24:52Z")
In Japan we call it carp to carp walleting. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/129 "2017-02-02T06:32:49Z")
[pause] “She’s on the roof.” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/130 "2017-02-02T07:27:27Z")
“Will the defendant please rise?” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/131 "2017-02-02T07:34:50Z")
Whatever you do, don’t push the button marked “TR” Sent from my Nexus 6P using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/132 "2017-02-02T07:42:27Z")
There was no punchline. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/133 "2017-02-03T19:14:39Z")
…because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/134 "2017-02-03T22:17:17Z")
A big red rock eater. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/135 "2017-02-03T22:49:35Z")
No soap radio. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/136 "2017-02-04T13:48:21Z")
“Sincerely, Dick Van Dyke.” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/137 "2017-02-05T07:11:01Z")
Oh, I thought you said you became a Protestant. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/138 "2017-02-05T07:36:33Z")
Are we playing golf, or are we playing silly buggers? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/139 "2017-02-05T13:19:33Z")
Sam and Janet Evening. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/140 "2017-02-05T14:54:00Z")
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