# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/141 "2017-02-06T01:09:35Z")
Underneath my newspaper was my packet of biscuits. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/142 "2017-02-06T02:21:14Z")
The yellow brick! ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/143 "2017-02-06T05:48:07Z")
Takeoff, Zebra, Baby ---
**Author:** ![Mixolydian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Mixolydian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mixolydian)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/144 "2017-02-06T16:02:10Z")
Fluctuations? Fluck you Americans! ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/145 "2017-02-06T17:17:20Z")
Do you mind if I pass it through my kidneys first? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/146 "2017-02-06T18:25:41Z")
It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Chuck Norris” ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/147 "2017-02-07T10:02:31Z")
Hold onto your nut’s this is no ordinary “Blow Job” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/148 "2017-02-07T13:03:31Z")
one of them shucks between fits. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/149 "2017-02-07T13:37:56Z")
“The same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/150 "2017-02-07T14:39:58Z")
Count the legs and divide by four. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/151 "2017-02-08T05:51:09Z")
“How much is a brazilian?” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/152 "2017-02-08T14:40:59Z")
Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the mechanics French, the chefs British, and it is all organized by the Italians. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/153 "2017-02-08T14:44:56Z")
“Never mind ze THANKS; just repeat ze INSTRUCTIONS!” ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/154 "2017-02-08T14:47:53Z")
“Well, how about that. It’s a tie!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/155 "2017-02-08T14:53:18Z")
I don’t know. I don’t have 2020 vision. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/156 "2017-02-08T22:27:28Z")
“Get your knee off my chest” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/157 "2017-02-08T23:03:52Z")
Because freedom rings. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/158 "2017-02-08T23:12:15Z")
“Fuck me, a dog that talks” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/159 "2017-02-08T23:57:22Z")
The psychiatrist says: “Next!” ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/160 "2017-02-09T00:13:38Z")
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