# Just punchlines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 13, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035 "2017-01-13T14:16:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/161 "2017-02-10T07:10:00Z")
“The crocs ate them all last year.” ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/162 "2017-02-10T07:40:49Z")
“The Aristocrats!” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/163 "2017-02-10T08:55:29Z")
The letter read: _Sit down, and write two letters._ ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/164 "2017-02-10T09:35:23Z")
“Why? Haven’t you got a vase?” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/165 "2017-02-13T14:33:40Z")
Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/166 "2017-02-15T07:55:55Z")
Oral sex?? You’ll get oral sex when that kid next door walks on the moon! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/167 "2017-02-15T15:51:45Z")
“Aww, truly this man was the Son of God.” ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/168 "2017-02-15T16:21:27Z")
But the light bulb really has to _want_ to change. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/169 "2017-02-15T16:22:27Z")
Two. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/170 "2017-02-15T16:23:59Z")
If the foo shits, wear it. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/171 "2017-02-15T17:16:23Z")
Because 7 8 9. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/172 "2017-02-21T20:18:35Z")
“Is the bar tender here?” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2017, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/173 "2017-02-22T13:57:52Z")
If you can find footprints in the butter ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/174 "2017-02-22T14:03:50Z")
Uh, five, six, seven, eight. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2017, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/175 "2017-02-22T14:05:21Z")
An electric prune ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2017, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/176 "2017-02-22T14:26:59Z")
A frog in a blender ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/177 "2017-02-22T14:31:51Z")
A sunburned zebra ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/178 "2017-02-22T14:45:39Z")
two nuns in a chainsaw fight ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/179 "2017-02-27T11:38:50Z")
Professor, either you don’t know how to fuck, or I don’t know how to shit. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035/180 "2017-02-27T13:47:04Z")
F-f-f-f-f-f-fucking anti-Semites. Regards, Shodan [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-punchlines/777035.md?page=10)