# Just say no to Kerry's dumbass daughters! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 31, 2004, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691 "2004-07-31T02:45:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/41 "2004-07-31T05:13:46Z")
From what I’ve seen of Kerry’s kids (and step-kids) so far, they’re pretty articulate, well adjusted young adults. They can’t help it if every 2-bit newsman wants to shove a camera in their face and get their take on their famous dad (or step-dad). BFD. This is so perpheral to the issues at hand, it doesn’t really merit comment. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/42 "2004-07-31T05:19:52Z")
Jesus Christ, who gave Ann Coulter an SDMB account? ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/43 "2004-07-31T05:26:26Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Jesus Christ, who gave Ann Coulter an SDMB account? Yeah, anyone who says anything against the Candidate must be a right-winger. You people are disappointing me. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/44 "2004-07-31T05:26:59Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > Yeah, anyone who says anything against the Candidate must be a right-winger. You people are disappointing me. You didn’t say anything about the candidate. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/45 "2004-07-31T05:30:30Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > You didn’t say anything about the candidate. Or, I should say, “Anything who says anything that can be construed as being detrimental to the Candidacy” is a right-winger. I’m gonna vote for Kerry. I didn’t like what I saw of the convention last night (the only night I watched) very much at all. The cheesy propaganda film, the daughters–all that shyte. Kerry himself was so-so. Rah-rah, go Kerry. ---
**Author:** ![cmason32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@cmason32](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmason32)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/46 "2004-07-31T05:55:45Z")
Rarely does an OP get as owned as this one. High comedy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/47 "2004-07-31T06:13:32Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > Kallessa or whatshername I think helped me to connect with what IS genuinely annoying me: the privilege that these people enjoy, with which I have no connection whatsoever and probably never will. The cognitive dissonance I am experiencing realizing that Kerry is all I’ve got, and I really don’t LIKE the whole vibe of him and his rich family. The girls, I am sure, are not bad human beings. But the packaging they’ve recieved from the puppeteers of the convention, in turn used to package Kerry himself, was just too much for me to stomach. > > So yeah, more than rage, it’s a feeling of “bleh.” And I can’t get into the constant drumming about Vietnam, either. Okay, okay, so close. Shall we see if **Aeschines** can take that final step? So, you’re really upset about the advantages gained by the Kerry/Heinz family due to their money and social position. You find it incongruent for Kerry to talk about the two Americas when he is so firmly established in the richer America. Fine–a little class envy never hurt, keeps society mobile and all that. But, and here’s where it will get tricky, here’s where you’ll have to really dig to make it all the back into modern society–what is the connection between the wealth of the Kerry daughters and their physical appearance? Don’t rush in, concentrate on the big head and think. If the problem is the privilege given to these women because of their money, if the slick packaging of the convention to get them to seem like “just folks” is what’s giving you grief, why do you keep coming back to their appearance? C’mon, you’ve made it to the on-deck circle, let’s see if you can connect. Why would you ever talk about any women, let alone women that you have never met, never spoken with, apparently never even read anything about, the was that you did in your initial post? ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/48 "2004-07-31T06:24:44Z")
Where the hell is the “Report this post to a moderator” button? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![spectrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@spectrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spectrum)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/49 "2004-07-31T06:40:15Z")
Big explanation point, top right corner of each post. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/50 "2004-07-31T06:59:10Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Not that anyone asked but I think that all of Kerry’s and Bush’s daughters are perfectly hittable. None of them are supermodels, but they’re all reasonably attractive. The advantage with Kerry’s daughters is that you don’t get the skankiness of underage teenage drinking binges. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/51 "2004-07-31T07:09:49Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > It’s absolutely true: such women would never lay, probably never even talk to a middle-class guy like me. So, you were rejected in a humiliating and public fashion by some rich chick, and now it’s irrational vindictive hatred for anything with two X chromosomes and financial security, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/52 "2004-07-31T08:01:50Z")
In the interest of equal time, the Kerry [stepsons](http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/bigpic.jsp?photoid=20040729DNC58.jpg&this=1&searchpage=photosearch.jsp&cap=andre+heinz&w=ap+or+reuters&max=8&first=&fs=) are also hittable (Chris more than Andre IMHO). ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/53 "2004-07-31T13:46:22Z")
> [@AlbertRose](#): > > Where the hell is the “Report this post to a moderator” button? 😕 What’s wrong with the post? It’s the damn Pit for kraissakes. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/54 "2004-07-31T13:48:51Z")
> [@Kallessa](#): > > C’mon, you’ve made it to the on-deck circle, let’s see if you can connect. Why would you ever talk about any women, let alone women that you have never met, never spoken with, apparently never even read anything about, the was that you did in your initial post? Oh, quit trying to paint me as a mysoginist. I ain’t. In this case, the two daughters were the target; it could have been men. The rhetoric of the post was pretty mild. Gimme a break. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/55 "2004-07-31T13:56:32Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > But what the fuck was up with letting those two dogface, stuck up, rich little girls of his spew their ignorant propaganda to the civilized world? I thought one of them was quite handsome. I can’t recall her name, but it was the first one. She looked like George Washington. At any rate, this is hardly the criterion by which to measure anything of significance. There will be plenty to bash Kerry about once his AG appointment is made. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/56 "2004-07-31T16:14:21Z")
Chelsea Clinton is really beautiful, so I will be voting for Bill Clinton this time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/57 "2004-07-31T16:21:37Z")
Geez, **Aeschines** I haven’t heard anyone use “fuckers” so deftly and so frequently since Stiffler in that American Pie III: American Wedding movie! Dude, you got a picture of your mom I could take a look at? By the way, based on the content of the OP and subsequent defense of it, you’re a cunt. (I prefer to be a little more old school in my profanities). Speaking of Stiffler, after Kerry’s speech, my thought was “Oh Yeah! It’s on like Donkey Kong!” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/58 "2004-07-31T16:30:52Z")
Hey **Aeschines** , this has been a fun threat… you said something stupid and it’s entertaining to see everyone tell you what an ass you’re being. When you talked about Julia Thorne praising Kerry, you said “Post a link, you retarded fuck, and I’ll eat these words. Until then, I swear on Jesus’ grave you are the most pathetic fucker that I’ve ever had the displeasure to interact with.” I think we can now safely say that applies to you instead. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/59 "2004-07-31T16:40:30Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > Oh, quit trying to paint me as a mysoginist. I ain’t. In this case, the two daughters were the target; it could have been men. > > The rhetoric of the post was pretty mild. Gimme a break. Misogynist. The intelligence of your post was pretty mild too. Similarly, your post was remarkably substance free, as were the follow ups. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/60 "2004-07-31T18:28:24Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > Oh, quit trying to paint me as a mysoginist. I ain’t. In this case, the two daughters were the target; it could have been men. > > The rhetoric of the post was pretty mild. Gimme a break. Do you like the term ‘Mysoginist dumbfuck’ better? Because it combines the 2 biggest attributes of you and your OP. Do the girls really make your peter feel that small and insignificant? I’ve never seen someone so fucking threatened by a female speaker at a convention before. Sam [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691.md?page=4)