# Just say no to Kerry's dumbass daughters! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 31, 2004, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691 "2004-07-31T02:45:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/81 "2004-08-01T02:03:59Z")
> [@bizzwire](#): > > I did read the posts. I am now 9.7% stupider for having done so. Good for you! You are truly following your daemon. > [@](#): > > Please, stop. You’re embarassing all the other Americans in Yokohama. I’m in Indiana right now. I’ve got a garland of soybeans and shit for you if you’ll stop by our house… ---
**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/82 "2004-08-01T02:09:28Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > I’m in Indiana right now. I’ve got a garland of soybeans and shit for you if you’ll stop by our house… I don’t doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/83 "2004-08-01T02:14:01Z")
> [@bizzwire](#): > > I don’t doubt it. Specifically, soybeans and COW DUNG. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/84 "2004-08-01T02:17:48Z")
that wife of yours must be some cook ---
**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/85 "2004-08-01T02:21:53Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > Specifically, soybeans and COW DUNG. Yeah, whatever, cowboy. I’d love to chew the fat some more, or whatever you do out there when you’re not dicking around with numerous varieties of scat, but my daughter needs to jump on-line and chat with strangers. I’ll check back later. Hopefully your meds will have kicked in, or the sterno will have worn off. ciao for now. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/86 "2004-08-01T02:24:22Z")
> [@bizzwire](#): > > Yeah, whatever, cowboy. > > I’d love to chew the fat some more, or whatever you do out there when you’re not dicking around with numerous varieties of scat, but my daughter needs to jump on-line and chat with strangers. > > I’ll check back later. Hopefully your meds will have kicked in, or the sterno will have worn off. > > ciao for now. Yeah, sumptuous kisses to you too, mi compadre. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/87 "2004-08-01T02:26:25Z")
> [@vanilla](#): > > that wife of yours must be some cook She uses vanilla beans whenever she can, in case yer curious. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691/88 "2004-08-01T03:10:05Z")
This thread started out as a confusing rant, but has rapidly devolved into pointless flailing. Enough already. I’m euthanizing this sucker. TVeblen Pit mod [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-say-no-to-kerrys-dumbass-daughters/257691.md?page=4)