# Just shoot me.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-shoot-me/243290>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 3, 2004, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-shoot-me/243290 "2004-05-03T16:14:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-shoot-me/243290/1 "2004-05-03T16:14:12Z")

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It’s nearly 90 degrees at 9:30 in the morning. (On the coast! I thought I paid the big bucks to live here so I could avoid this kind of crap.)

I have a splitting headache that is thumbing its nose at caffeine, sudafed \*and\i] advil.

And some jerk has made a big pot of some foul, flavored coffee that is filling the whole stuffy building with the smell of burnt butterscotch pudding.

I think I’m gonna ralph.

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-shoot-me/243290/2 "2004-05-03T16:46:05Z")

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Maybe you’re pregnant?

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-shoot-me/243290/3 "2004-05-03T17:19:31Z")

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Heh. That would be something of a miracle, for various reasons that are probably TMI.

Fortunately, I’m feeling much better, thanks to a light schedule, a small pillow, and an office door that closes firmly.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-shoot-me/243290/4 "2004-05-03T18:35:15Z")

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> [@cher3](#):
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> Just Shoot Me

I _love_ that show!

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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-shoot-me/243290/5 "2004-05-03T18:56:27Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> I _love_ that show!

I’m sorry.