# Just so you know, I don't give a fuck if you're not renewing.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 15, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558 "2005-03-15T01:30:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/61 "2005-03-16T01:17:39Z")

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Therapy might help. They could probably help you with the cranio rectal inversion, as well.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/62 "2005-03-16T03:42:37Z")

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Hmm, not sure I care for that zinger. You probably wouldn’t understand, but as a health professional I dislike using the need for therapy as an insult. If **Lord Ashtar** or **Musicat** (I’m not sure which you refer to) actually needed therapy you might have discouraged them from seeking it.

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/63 "2005-03-16T06:15:30Z")

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> [@Futile Gesture](#):
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> If we threw them a special party do you think they’d go now?

Why don’t you find out?

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/64 "2005-03-16T06:19:58Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> Hmm, not sure I care for that zinger. You probably wouldn’t understand, but as a health professional I dislike using the need for therapy as an insult. If **Lord Ashtar** or **Musicat** (I’m not sure which you refer to) actually needed therapy you might have discouraged them from seeking it.

Actually, it wasn’t a need to use it as an insult. Merely as a suggestion. From one healthcare professional to another.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/65 "2005-03-16T08:09:37Z")

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I guess the cranio-rectal thing threw me.

Maureen you are so bad at insulting people I’m drawn to two possible conclusions:

1. You had a very friendly childhood
2. You were locked in a closet.

Either way, the optimist in me says “what a fighter”. Either you survived ten years on table scraps to become a “health professional” or you are struggling with the unwieldy task of flaming people so you’ll fit in. You go super trooper, dreams are gonna find you.(radio is on)

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/66 "2005-03-16T14:15:13Z")

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To answer **Essured:**

(Damn hamsters ate my post – “Invalid thread specified”. Let’s try again.)

If you look at the adjacent posts to those I cited in [that thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302076) by the same posters, you will see other references, sometimes couched in more obscure language than “the recent unpleasantness.”

> [@vogevixen](#):
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> Pass. In fact, I wish I had the $5 back from when I joined last year…Re: the recent etc. Yeah, that sort of sealed the deal. Not so much for the Tuba thing, but because of the way people are responding to it.

And some are on the fence:

> [@CrazyCatLady](#):
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> I’m not willing at this point to say that I’m not going to renew because they’re handling this badly. But neither am I willing at this point to commit to renewing because they’re sure to handle this well.

Only time will tell if these Dopers will renew or not, but at least it is under consideration.

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**Author:** ![Cynical\_Optimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Cynical\_Optimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cynical_Optimist)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/67 "2005-03-16T15:45:46Z")

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> [@Futile Gesture](#):
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> In reply to the OP;
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> AMEN!
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> There are too many drama queens around here who _clearly_ don’t get enough excitement IRL, so they save up their histrionics for the SDMB. The sooner they make their grand exit the better. If we threw them a special party do you think they’d go now?

Are you kidding? I put them in the same category as those Americans who have been “moving to Canada” for the last four years. Besides, if they left they’d have to be n00bs all over again, with a postdometer set to zero.

Most of those who were serious about leaving have already gone without “The Big Announcement”. You can’t (AFAIK) get a refund so why stick around if this place offends them so much? The rest just want affirmation and don’t want to invert their genitalia (even if only virtually). 😃

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/68 "2005-03-16T15:59:01Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> I guess the cranio-rectal thing threw me.
> 
> Maureen you are so bad at insulting people I’m drawn to two possible conclusions:
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> 1. You had a very friendly childhood
> 2. You were locked in a closet.
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> Either way, the optimist in me says “what a fighter”. Either you survived ten years on table scraps to become a “health professional” or you are struggling with the unwieldy task of flaming people so you’ll fit in. You go super trooper, dreams are gonna find you.(radio is on)

That’s nice, sweetie. I’m just having a hard time scraping up the necessary invective to put any feeling into it.  
It’s not so much that I’m annoyed, or even trying to insult you. But your incessant whining is nerve wracking. If you’re that put out and offended, go away, already. Door’s open, right over there. Then your poor, offended sensibilities can mend, and we can all get on with our ives.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/69 "2005-03-16T16:46:35Z")

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Cute. You need to work on your aim.

Anyway the moral of my story is: **Lord Ashtar** I don’t care you are renewing and there was no need for this thread to announce it.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/70 "2005-03-16T16:50:48Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> Anyway the moral of my story is: **Lord Ashtar** I don’t care you are renewing and there was no need for this thread to announce it.

I haven’t mentioned my renewal status yet. Know why? Because nobody gives a fuck.

Get it yet?

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/71 "2005-03-16T17:00:13Z")

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Yeah I do get it. That’s why I haven’t mentioned my renewal status either, schmuck.

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/72 "2005-03-16T17:00:16Z")

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I happen to give a fuck who renews and who doesn’t. There are at least a half dozen current dopers whom I’m willing to pay an anti-subscription to if they’ll go away.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/73 "2005-03-16T17:15:26Z")

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Since I’ve been mentioned I suppose I’ll reply.

There are many reasons why I’m leaving. The TD incident is one of them.

That said I don’t think that I’m making a big deal about it and couldn’t give one swinging fuck if it bothers the OP or not.

I’m not the one starting fucking threads about it.

As we say over here. Go ask me bollocks you fucking muppet.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/74 "2005-03-17T01:30:11Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> I’m partial to “Severed Member” myself.

Thief! I coined that. Please give me props.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/75 "2005-03-17T03:23:02Z")

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I’m with Waverly.

I think I might pay extra if I could vote a couple of people off this island.

Then again I don’t really want to see any Lord of the Flies action happening.

Mostly cause I’m sure it won’t go well for me. 😃

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/76 "2005-03-17T03:44:19Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> I’m partial to “Severed Member” myself.

Comedy Gold!

I’ll just say that it bums me out a bit anytime we go through one of these purges. Whether or not I like or even get along with the poster, it’s nice to have a variety of viewpoints here.

That being said, **Gawd** , **Tdn** , **Mhendo** , **Finnagin** and **Dead Badger** better not entertain any fucking ideas of leaving this place or I’m on the next plane to come smack the shit out of you.

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**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/77 "2005-03-17T05:36:58Z")

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> [@Lord Ashtar](#):
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> Because nobody gives a fuck.

People who don’t give a fuck about a subject don’t start threads about it. Too much effort.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/78 "2005-03-17T14:43:38Z")

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> [@Abbie Carmichael](#):
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> People who don’t give a fuck about a subject don’t start threads about it. Too much effort.

I don’t give a fuck if people don’t renew. I do give a fuck if they feel they have to keep saying it over and over and over and over and over again.

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**Author:** ![jester21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed655f/32.png) [@jester21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jester21)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/79 "2005-03-17T14:54:24Z")

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> [@World Eater](#):
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> Comedy Gold!
> 
> I’ll just say that it bums me out a bit anytime we go through one of these purges. Whether or not I like or even get along with the poster, **it’s nice to have a variety of viewpoints here.**

(bolding mine)

too bad the Administrators don’t agree w/ that sentiment. They want nothing more than a flock of ass-licking sheep to follow them around Left-Field. And as many have shown, they are eager to follow, tounges a drooling.

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**Author:** ![wnorthr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@wnorthr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wnorthr)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-so-you-know-i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-youre-not-renewing/294558/80 "2005-03-17T16:05:03Z")

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What was the Tubadiva thing?

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