# Just test posting- move along citizen - nothing to see **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [June 18, 2017, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-test-posting-move-along-citizen-nothing-to-see/789322 "2017-06-18T22:24:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-test-posting-move-along-citizen-nothing-to-see/789322/1 "2017-06-18T22:24:51Z")
They called the huge, half naked man “Mandingo”. He taught Python at the local community college. To the whores he was known as “Tighty Whitey”. He thought it was magnesium, but he wasn’t sure. It was driving him insane!! She liked a natural bush and that was that. Bob realized he had caught the gay and suddenly he didn’t have all the time in the world anymore. [RIGHT]\*She was half his size but lifted him off his feet when she hugged him. He knew this was the gal he had been looking for. \*[/RIGHT] He desired women, but only when they wore frumpy housecoats. When he saw Matilda in her worn frock it made him hard as a coffin nail. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-test-posting-move-along-citizen-nothing-to-see/789322/2 "2017-06-18T23:46:07Z")
I see all kinds of things. I’m going to camp here I think. Natural bush, no waxing? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-test-posting-move-along-citizen-nothing-to-see/789322/3 "2017-06-19T11:26:29Z")
> [@astro](#): > > He desired women, but only when they wore frumpy housecoats. When he saw Matilda in her worn frock it made him hard as a coffin nail. Coffin nails, why are they so hard? I prefer harder than Chinese algebra. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-test-posting-move-along-citizen-nothing-to-see/789322/4 "2017-06-19T12:19:03Z")
Practicing for the Bulwer-Lytton Prize? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-test-posting-move-along-citizen-nothing-to-see/789322/5 "2017-06-19T12:40:52Z")
Fantastic. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-test-posting-move-along-citizen-nothing-to-see/789322/6 "2017-06-19T13:23:54Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Coffin nails, why are they so hard? > > I prefer harder than Chinese algebra. Cigarettes are also called coffin nails and aren’t very hard at all. Close but no cigar. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-test-posting-move-along-citizen-nothing-to-see/789322/7 "2017-06-19T13:59:03Z")
> [@astro](#): > > … > > \*She was half his size but lifted him off his feet when she hugged him. He knew this was the gal he had been looking for. \* > > … She had him by the balls, right? ---
**Author:** ![janeslogin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@janeslogin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janeslogin)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2017, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-test-posting-move-along-citizen-nothing-to-see/789322/8 "2017-06-19T21:00:17Z")
. . B̴̢̛͚̪͎̻̱̠͕̲̞͈͔̯͑̓͋̈́͆͌̽̂u̶̠̪͍̩̘̺̅͒̃̓̒̈̀̒̿̆ṁ̷͚͉͍̫̋̊̏̉̔̾̋̂̃͘p̵̢̤̥͎͕̻̙̯͔͉̙͑́̊̾͆́̍̽̿̈́͜͠ ̸̡̨͌̌̽͆͑̌͆͒̕U̵͍̜͈̻̼̪̣͈̼͉͔̺̭͗͌͋ͅp̴̨̡͍̮̹̠̠̹̦̂͛ͅ . . ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-test-posting-move-along-citizen-nothing-to-see/789322/9 "2017-06-20T10:44:51Z")
> [@janeslogin](#): > > . > > . > > B̴̢̛͚̪͎̻̱̠͕̲̞͈͔̯͑̓͋̈́͆͌̽̂u̶̠̪͍̩̘̺̅͒̃̓̒̈̀̒̿̆ṁ̷͚͉͍̫̋̊̏̉̔̾̋̂̃͘p̵̢̤̥͎͕̻̙̯͔͉̙͑́̊̾͆́̍̽̿̈́͜͠ ̸̡̨͌̌̽͆͑̌͆͒̕U̵͍̜͈̻̼̪̣͈̼͉͔̺̭͗͌͋ͅp̴̨̡͍̮̹̠̠̹̦̂͛ͅ > . > > . Cool.