# Just Thinking **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 9, 2020, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-thinking/917623 "2020-08-09T02:46:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-thinking/917623/1 "2020-08-09T02:46:20Z")
I keep trying to develop a Sisyphus blowjob joke, but it’s just not coming. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-thinking/917623/2 "2020-08-09T02:49:22Z")
Maybe you’re not using your head. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-thinking/917623/3 "2020-08-09T03:08:35Z")
I’m hoping the OP starts a Kickstarter to fund not developing a Sisyphus blowjob joke. I’m in for a sawbuck. The wife, two. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-thinking/917623/4 "2020-08-09T03:26:41Z")
> [@OldOlds](#): > > I keep trying to develop a Sisyphus blowjob joke, but it’s just not coming. Sucks to be you. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-thinking/917623/5 "2020-08-09T05:11:20Z")
Makes sense. Sisyphus never manages to get his rocks off. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-thinking/917623/6 "2020-08-09T06:22:48Z")
If you’re good enough, you can turn that blow job into a blow career. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-thinking/917623/7 "2020-08-09T06:26:26Z")
He was close, but then he choked. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-thinking/917623/8 "2020-08-09T06:33:33Z")
68 is the maximum speed for sex, because at 69 you blow a rod. ---
**Author:** ![ThisIsTheEnd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisistheend/32/4713_2.png) [@ThisIsTheEnd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisIsTheEnd)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-thinking/917623/9 "2020-08-09T09:07:20Z")
Punchlines: "He says to her, ‘Keep going honey, it’s all downhill from here.’ " "He says to her, ‘I said no teeth! Start over.’ " "He says to her, ‘_ **You’re** _ tired? Look, how do you think _ **I** _ feel?’ " "He says to her, ‘Sorry, another spam tablet. Now where were we?’ " "He says to her, ‘Sting wants to know if you’re free tomorrow.’ "