# Just throw in a couple pleats and be done with it!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 29, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295 "2012-04-29T03:04:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Accident](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Mr.Accident](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Accident)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/21 "2012-04-30T00:38:59Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Hey! I expect the Pit to be full of bile and excrement, but not this…this…glitter! Man, it’s all over the place now.

It’s like a twilight vampire ejaculated all over the place.

As for you folks who think cosplaying my little ponies is weird, you should see some of the fan art out there. It’s downright disturbing.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/22 "2012-04-30T01:26:44Z")

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The answer is so simple- more damn safety pins!

Seriously, as a home sewer, this is the best sewing learning you get. When you screw it up, and gotta find a way to make it wearable. She’s already learned to try it on before attaching the waistband, after all.

Tell her if she’s a big enough girl to run a sewing machine, she’s big enough to work out a damn solution! It’s not like her future depends on this, it’s just a damn skirt!

And by the way, skirts are one of the easiest things to sew. No blaming Mom, it ain’t her skirt!

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/23 "2012-04-30T01:29:43Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> If you’re not going to make a muslin (and let’s face it, what casual sewer bothers with making a muslin anymore?),

What does Obama have to do with this??

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/24 "2012-04-30T03:42:11Z")

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pair of suspenders and call it done.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/25 "2012-04-30T03:49:41Z")

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Would Twilight Sparkle wear suspenders? She’s practical and bookish but is she unfashionable? Hmm. No, I don’t think it would work, and Rarity would have a conniption the moment she saw them anyway.

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**Author:** ![Hbns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hbns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hbns)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/26 "2012-04-30T04:01:12Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> I’m fucking weird like that. 😉

That was pretty obvious from the OP.

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/27 "2012-04-30T13:15:17Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Her: Wah-wah-wah! It’s her fault! Wah-wah-wah!

:eek: My my my! Your daughter has a mouth like a sewer!

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/28 "2012-04-30T14:21:44Z")

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> [@bienville](#):
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> :eek: My my my! Your daughter has a mouth like a sewer!

No, a sewer’s mouth is full of pins, so they can’t wail and carry on.

And **TriPolar** : bbbblllllllllllllbbbbbbbbppppppp.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/29 "2012-04-30T14:25:15Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> MLP is how she met him. He’s completing his masters and starts down the doctorate path next Fall.

He’s doing a doctorate in _My Little Pony_? I get camp and everything, but that seems to be pushing it.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/30 "2012-04-30T14:57:43Z")

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> [@Darth\_Panda](#):
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> He’s doing a doctorate in _My Little Pony_? I get camp and everything, but that seems to be pushing it.

[Well](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVfidujxRg)…

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/31 "2012-04-30T15:24:17Z")

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> [@Darth\_Panda](#):
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> He’s doing a doctorate in _My Little Pony_? I get camp and everything, but that seems to be pushing it.

Then do you really get camp? :dubious:

Actually, it’s in geography and has him mucking around in swamps around the world for some reason.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/32 "2012-04-30T15:24:43Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> MLP is how she met him. He’s completing his masters and starts down the doctorate path next Fall.

Please tell me those graduate degrees are not in the field of MLP:FIM.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/33 "2012-04-30T15:31:46Z")

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> [@NinjaChick](#):
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> I can think it’s fucking weird, though.

There’s a difference between thinking something is weird and thinking it’s appropriate to make fun of someone’s kid for it. You can think something is weird without being an asshole about it.

And, sorry, but cosplay is not nearly as unusual as you think. I bet there are more cosplayers than Jewish people in our country. And, let’s not forget, cosplay not exactly new: costume parties have existed forever. And, guess what? Think about it: cosplay is usually done at conventions, and conventions are essentially parties celebrating the particular media given.

Honestly, what you really did was make yourself come off as old and out of date. While cosplay isn’t quite mainstream, making fun of it is pretty much passe.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/34 "2012-04-30T15:54:32Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Would Twilight Sparkle wear suspenders? She’s practical and bookish but is she unfashionable? Hmm. No, I don’t think it would work, and Rarity would have a conniption the moment she saw them anyway.

I am not sure which is more sad. That you could write that or that I could understand it.  
😉

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/35 "2012-04-30T16:03:16Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> While cosplay isn’t quite mainstream, making fun of it is pretty much passe.

Huh? I haven’t made fun of cosplaying yet, 'cos I was _biding my TIME_! Am I to understand that I’ve missed my chance?

Or have I only missed my chance to make people think I’m cool when I do it?

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/36 "2012-04-30T16:21:18Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> I bet there are more cosplayers than Jewish people in our country.

Next convention, I’m totally dressing up as Rabbi Pinkie Pie.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/37 "2012-04-30T16:30:43Z")

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> [@NinjaChick](#):
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> Your daughter is cosplaying anything, to say nothing of cosplaying _My Little Pony_ (how does that even _work_?), at the age of 22. Something entirely unrelated to sewing is pretty fucked up here.

No kidding. I can see this craziness getting out of control. I can foresee adults having parties just so people can cosplay. I foresee little children cosplaying and going house to house through-out their neighborhood demanding candy and sadly, oh so sadly, I can foresee this getting so out of control that our government will set aside an entire day in recognition of cosplay.

Fucking weirdos.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/38 "2012-04-30T16:52:01Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> There’s a difference between thinking something is weird and thinking it’s appropriate to make fun of someone’s kid for it.

But the OP’s kid is 22; the “don’t make fun of children” anti-asshole rule doesn’t really apply any more in her case.

At least, the OP must think so, or he wouldn’t have started this thread in order to Pit her. 😉

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/39 "2012-04-30T16:54:22Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Then do you really get camp? :dubious:

You mean like when a clown dies?

> [@BigT](#):
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> While cosplay isn’t quite mainstream, making fun of it is pretty much passe.

Can I still make fun of furries?

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**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-throw-in-a-couple-pleats-and-be-done-with-it/620295/40 "2012-04-30T16:55:27Z")

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> [@NinjaChick](#):
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> Your daughter is cosplaying anything, to say nothing of cosplaying _My Little Pony_ (how does that even _work_?), at the age of 22. Something entirely unrelated to sewing is pretty fucked up here.

Well, at least its not you son who wants to sew his own skirt to cosplay My Little Pony.

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