# Just watched "Super Troopers" (open spoilers)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 28, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248 "2007-08-28T18:29:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/1 "2007-08-28T18:29:08Z")

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OMFG, did I love this movie! Undisciplined, smartass, goof-off, practical-joking Vermont State Troopers mess with teenage pot fiends, feud with town cops and solve a major crime almost by accident. One of them even gets the girl! A lot of great laughs, and a terrific ensemble cast. Favorite lines:

“Meow!”  
“Quit jumping up and down on the bed, would ya?”  
“That’s probably not a good idea, Thorny.”  
“Open bar!”  
“Bacon double cheeseburger… it’s for a cop.”  
(In an Irish accent): “I’ll believe that when me shit turns green and tastes like rainbow sherbet!”  
“Did your mama teach you how to chug [syrup]?”  
“Who wants a moustache ride?”  
“I don’t think you’d fit in my panties.”  
“Yeeeeeeeeeeeehah! Do you boys like Mex-i-co?”  
“The lice hate powdered sugar.”

Anyone else a fan?

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/2 "2007-08-28T18:30:44Z")

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yep.

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/3 "2007-08-28T18:32:07Z")

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I love that movie.

Sir could you move your GIANT COTTON CANDY!

I don’t want a large Farva.

Next on your list should be Beerfest my son.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/4 "2007-08-28T18:34:19Z")

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The first 10 minutes are quite possibly the funniest I’ve seen in any movie. Ever.

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/5 "2007-08-28T18:51:13Z")

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“What was the name of that restaurant with all the stuff hanging on the walls.”  
(paraphrased)

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/6 "2007-08-28T18:53:36Z")

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Shenanigans! Shenanigans!

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/7 "2007-08-28T18:53:58Z")

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Wow. I must have watched the wrong DVD labeled “Super Troopers”. :dubious:

I’ll admit that a lot of people seemed to think this movie was great. I wasn’t one of them. One or two laughs in a sea of uncomfortable boredom.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/8 "2007-08-28T18:59:08Z")

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[QUOTE=pool]  
Shenanigans! Shenanigans!  
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And I love it how the other cops, with big shit-eating grins, then hold out their guns, butts first, to the captain to administer the pistol-whipping. 😃

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/9 "2007-08-28T19:00:29Z")

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[QUOTE=pool]  
…Next on your list should be Beerfest my son.  
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Tell me more, and compare it to “Super Troopers,” please. I know it’s done by the same comedy troupe, Broken Lizard.

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**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/10 "2007-08-28T19:00:43Z")

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Do we have liter-a-cola?

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/11 "2007-08-28T19:04:56Z")

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Bear… bearfucker, do you need assistance?

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/12 "2007-08-28T19:08:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Jophiel]  
Wow. I must have watched the wrong DVD labeled “Super Troopers”. :dubious:

I’ll admit that a lot of people seemed to think this movie was great. I wasn’t one of them. One or two laughs in a sea of uncomfortable boredom.  
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Ditto!  
I found Reno 911 - Miami so much funnier.

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**Author:** ![JXJohns](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jxjohns/32/469_2.png) [@JXJohns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JXJohns)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/13 "2007-08-28T19:10:49Z")

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You boys like MexEco???

Loved this movie. Thanks for reminding me, I’ll watch it tonight.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/14 "2007-08-28T19:48:14Z")

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Broken Lizard also did Club Dread, but, not so funny. I loved it as I love both slasher movies and Jimmy Buffet. A lot of Buffet jokes in that movie.

Beer Fest is on HBO right now. Very funny.

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/15 "2007-08-28T20:00:06Z")

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> Originally posted by **Elendil’s Heir**  
> Tell me more, and compare it to “Super Troopers,” please. I know it’s done by the same comedy troupe, Broken Lizard.

Ok they challenge the German drinking team to an underground beer drinking contest. Farva plays Landfill, a champion hot-dog eater, Indian guy is a male prostitute. I mean need I say more?

We brewed 30,000 beers a day at the brewery, I drink 42 off the line and I’m the asshole?

I have to go to class so I don’t really have time to go more in-depth than that.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/16 "2007-08-28T20:53:05Z")

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“Do you know how fast you boys were going?”  
“65?”  
“63.”  
“But officer, isn’t the speed limit 65?”  
“Yeah, it is.”

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/17 "2007-08-28T21:33:45Z")

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It smells like sex in here.

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**Author:** ![wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/18 "2007-08-28T22:31:03Z")

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Mr. “Sunshine on my goddamn shoulders” John Denver

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/19 "2007-08-28T22:34:21Z")

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License and registration… chicken-fucker! Buh-WAHK!

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-watched-super-troopers-open-spoilers/417248/20 "2007-08-28T22:38:54Z")

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Say Car Ramrod!

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