# Just what is unrealistic about porn?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-what-is-unrealistic-about-porn/725302>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 16, 2015, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-what-is-unrealistic-about-porn/725302 "2015-07-16T05:52:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-what-is-unrealistic-about-porn/725302/121 "2015-07-22T00:00:02Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> I knew I’d seen this [somewhere](http://www.liberationnews.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/donaldtrump61815.jpg).

I may never get a hard-on again.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-what-is-unrealistic-about-porn/725302/122 "2015-07-22T02:27:01Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Stephen Furst (“Flounder” from _ **Animal House** _) likes to tell interviewers that once, when he was a young, unknown actor who delivered pizzas for a living, he had to deliver a dozen pizzas to a house that, it turned out, was hosting an orgy.
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> He was greeted at the door by a naked host and hostess who tipped him very nicely, but did NOT invite him to join in!

When my brother was a 20-something, he worked briefly as a Domino’s driver. He never encountered anything like that, but a few years earlier, he was a paperboy back in the days when they had to collect the money from their customers. One day, a customer answered the door wearing nothing but a sweatshirt. How did he know that? There was a big mirror on the opposite wall. :o :eek: :smack:

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-what-is-unrealistic-about-porn/725302/123 "2015-07-22T22:35:44Z")

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> I may never get a hard-on again.

There were many more where that came from. 😉

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**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-what-is-unrealistic-about-porn/725302/124 "2015-07-23T15:45:14Z")

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The bored faces of the actors…clearly, they have done this stuff many times. The vocalizations just sound silly.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-what-is-unrealistic-about-porn/725302/125 "2015-07-23T16:03:03Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> I hadn’t thought about this in years, but when I was about 23 or so and selling furniture, a woman offered me sex if I’d cut the amount of a bedroom suite in half.

So what was the final price after you gave her the discount? 😃

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