I’ll send you a copy also. And throw in the anger management thing, tho I don’t think a year will do you any good.
Fuck you twice, dipshit–this is the Pit and if it’s too much for your dewwicate sensibilities then go back to the sandbox that’s more your speed. And if someone can’t get pissed off about children being raped and people making funny “jokes” about that then, well, c’mon COVID because there’s nothing worth saving here.
My sensibilities are just fine. You’re the one that can’t make a cogent argument, or understand a joke, so you fall back on your habit of going off the rails and calling people cunts all the time.
I wanted to get married and have kids. My life didn’t work out that way. Fuck you for trying to make me feel guilty about it when you didn’t even try yourself. Go back to trying to help others, not shame then. You, Pope Francis, are guilty as sin telling others to have children but opting out of it yourself.
I only call the cunts a cunt.
Keep telling yourself that.
Rather tell you, cunt. But hey, since you’re the funny guy with the funny jokes how about you drop your pants and give us all a good laugh?
Geez, you cut me to my core. I’ll probably never recover from your witty repartee. I guess I’ll have to live with my shame. 
Well, your wife does so it’s only fair. Cunt.
I think I vaguely remember a family member referring to the object on their ultrasound pictures as “peanut” or “little peanut,” but that stopped once the child was born. At that point, the family grants them an atrocious nickname, either based on something the child does (“Stinky”) or the hi-lar-i-ous mispronunciations of young relatives (“Holly” forever being known as “Hottie”).
To be fair, it was RickJay’s joke.
I agree, it was not a very funny joke with its premise that children can give consent. mordecaiB is just as reprehensible for defending it, though.
I’m not entirely sure where this definition of ‘get laid’ is coming from. It means to have sex, not to enter into a respectful and mutually acceptable sexual relationship. At best it’s a small step above get boned and get porked.
I hate to tell you this, since it ruins your only comeback, but I come from one of those places where cunt isn’t the ultimate insult. I’ve been called cunt by better women than you and I’m just fine. Maybe you should just Pit me if you are so bothered and let us get back to the subject of the thread.
Poor cochrane. Am I as reprehensible as you are? I’ve never went to Giraffe to talk shit about Dopers behind their back, while you’re quite the poster there. If I have a problem here, I’ll deal with it here, not run away to Giraffe and try to pick up support to bring back here.
Glad I’m not the only one. The complaints about the joke made no sense to me either. It seemed obvious that the target of the joke (and the point of view of the joke) was a classic, predatory priest who sees nothing wrong in what he is doing and as such it was perfectly fine as a joke.
The point is that the priest is so deranged that he sees what he is doing as the equivalent of “get laid”. If, in that joke, you exchange that term with “perform non-consensual criminal sexual abuse on minors” or similar, then it fails as a joke.
I’m perfectly capable of talking shit to you here, motherfucker. I don’t need any flimsy pretext to start a board war.
Yeah, if it’s your opinion that joking about rape is unacceptable, or that joking about child rape is, sure, that’s a reasonable perspective. But there’s no way that “getting laid” in that sentence implies the act was consensual.
No, if you were capable you wouldn’t skitter away, like the cockroach you are, looking for support. Hell, you can’t even own up to making fun about Dopers behind their backs. Face it, you are a bottom feeder and it’s taken your whole life to get that far. I don’t see any sign you are capable of changing that.
Now, why don’t you Pit me if you want, and leave this thread to people that want to talk about the original subject. And a little tip for you: try to spell my name right in the title. The last one of your ilk to Pit me couldn’t even get that right.
Exactly right. If you overanalyze every joke, while looking for the worst possible motives of the joke teller, nobody would bother telling jokes anymore. That’s why I called this fake outrage. You have to totally twist the joke around to claim offense. And then you have to make yourself believe that the poster of the joke would post a joke about child rape victims. I feel pretty safe saying RickJay is not that guy. He’s Canadian, for Christ’s sake!
Agree. Don’t like rape jokes? Absolutely fine. Twisting a joke around like a pretzel so you can claim to be outraged on behalf of child rape victims? Piss off.
I apologize to everyone for participating in this hijack. I will not reply to any more hijack posts. RickJay didn’t need any defending, he explained himself quite well. And with a lot fewer words.
Hopefully this thread can get back on topic, it’s been an interesting read.
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If you’ve got a problem with something a poster said on another message board, go yell at them about it over there, and stop dragging that drama over here.
No warning issued.
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Sorry but you just aren’t important enough to warrant an ultimate insult. You’re just a garden variety cunt. So now why don’t you toddle off and maybe someday ask yourself why you’ve never had sex in your life without a mental soundtrack of “Daddy, no no no stop!!!”
No problem. I already said I was done replying to him and asked that the thread get back on topic. A half hour before your mod note.