# Just When You Thought the VT Story Couldn't Get Any Weirder **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 25, 2007, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-when-you-thought-the-vt-story-couldnt-get-any-weirder/401567 "2007-04-25T09:23:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-when-you-thought-the-vt-story-couldnt-get-any-weirder/401567/21 "2007-04-25T21:51:50Z")
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan] [It seems that he had a thing for rubber duckies.](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0422071cho1.html)_(emphasis mine)_ Okay, anyone want to guess what he wanted with all them? [/QUOTE] Obviously he needed to get all his ducks in a row… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-when-you-thought-the-vt-story-couldnt-get-any-weirder/401567/22 "2007-04-26T04:06:11Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Woah. I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned Eric The Questioner in the past. He’s the guy in my office that you _never_ want to be in a training class or staff meeting with. You know at the end, when whoever is running the show says “Does anyone have any questions”? Eric does. He’s got questions. He’s got a fucking million of them. And they’re not good ones, either – it’s like he knows this is the only opportunity he has that people _must_ acknowledge him. \ [/QUOTE] [Here’s a Dilbert just for you.](http://www.comics.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20070423.html) 😃 Okay, I think we’ve established Cho’s _bona fides_ as a weirdo. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-when-you-thought-the-vt-story-couldnt-get-any-weirder/401567/23 "2007-04-26T04:16:38Z")
Does this mean that we should maintain a 24/7/365 monitoring of [this](http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=2083) as one of the leading threats to our security? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-when-you-thought-the-vt-story-couldnt-get-any-weirder/401567/24 "2007-04-26T04:49:30Z")
Maybe they were a birthday present for his alien supermodel girlfriend [Jelly](http://abcnews.go.com/US/VATech/story?id=3071730&page=2). ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-when-you-thought-the-vt-story-couldnt-get-any-weirder/401567/25 "2007-04-26T07:31:23Z")
So, did they find the duckies in his stuff? Maybe they were gifts for Jelly. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2007, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-when-you-thought-the-vt-story-couldnt-get-any-weirder/401567/26 "2007-04-26T07:52:32Z")
What a quack! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-when-you-thought-the-vt-story-couldnt-get-any-weirder/401567.md?page=1)