Just When You Thought the VT Story Couldn't Get Any Weirder

[Zyada]

@Tuckerfan

It seems that he had a thing for rubber duckies.(emphasis mine)

Okay, anyone want to guess what he wanted with all them?

Obviously he needed to get all his ducks in a row…

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Hal Briston

Woah.

I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned Eric The Questioner in the past. He’s the guy in my office that you never want to be in a training class or staff meeting with. You know at the end, when whoever is running the show says “Does anyone have any questions”? Eric does. He’s got questions. He’s got a fucking million of them. And they’re not good ones, either – it’s like he knows this is the only opportunity he has that people must acknowledge him. <snip>

Here’s a Dilbert just for you.

Okay, I think we’ve established Cho’s bona fides as a weirdo.

[Governor_Quinn]

Does this mean that we should maintain a 24/7/365 monitoring of this as one of the leading threats to our security?

[Larry_Borgia]

Maybe they were a birthday present for his alien supermodel girlfriend Jelly.

[picunurse]

So, did they find the duckies in his stuff? Maybe they were gifts for Jelly.

[Autolycus]

What a quack!