# K-13 is her favorite song, if you play it you might have a chance

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**Created:** [March 21, 2013, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515 "2013-03-21T02:55:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/41 "2013-03-22T16:44:55Z")

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_All I Wanna Do is Make Love To You_ -Heart

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**Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/42 "2013-03-22T17:49:04Z")

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> [@Jenaroph](#):
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> _All I Wanna Do is Make Love To You_ -Heart

And then haul ass out of there!

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/43 "2013-03-22T18:58:51Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Something from when she was a teenager. If she’s 40 look at the mid to late 80s. You have go deeper than the drunken memories, back to her innocence. You’ll have a great time, and she’ll jump off a bridge tomorrow.

Good theory, though Anderson’s song is from 1991, so that would push it back to 1970 or so.

I’ll go with [Coal Miner’s Daughter](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_Miner%27s_Daughter_(song)) - something a country girl could relate to, and likely to still be on the jukebox two decades later.

Also, keep in mind that she’s friendly and fun-loving most of the time. So her favorite song probably isn’t about heartbreak or bitterness.

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**Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/44 "2013-03-22T20:04:19Z")

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> [@Wheelz](#):
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> Good theory, though Anderson’s song is from 1991, so that would push it back to 1970 or so.

Ahhhhhhh! The OP is based on an actual song. O.K., I was out of the loop on that one.  
Looking through the Thread now, it seems a few people actually knew that. In fact, **AuntiePam** got it in 3.

Listening to it now on YouTube. Kinda wish I wasn’t.

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**Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/45 "2013-03-22T23:31:01Z")

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> [@Wheelz](#):
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> Good theory, though Anderson’s song is from 1991, so that would push it back to 1970 or so.
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> I’ll go with [Coal Miner’s Daughter](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_Miner%27s_Daughter_(song)) - something a country girl could relate to, and likely to still be on the jukebox two decades later.
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> Also, keep in mind that she’s friendly and fun-loving most of the time. So her favorite song probably isn’t about heartbreak or bitterness.

Feel free to put the heartbroke barfly in modern times. I did with my guesses.

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/46 "2013-03-23T01:44:14Z")

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On reflection, I think this chick is into serious cheese.

So it is either:

Escape (The Piña colada song) by Rupert Holmes

or

Summer Breeze by Seals and Crofts

or anything by Air Supply, Shaun Cassidy or Cheap Trick.

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/47 "2013-03-23T02:24:14Z")

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> [@AuntiePam](#):
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> [Straight Tequila Night](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyGU4nzhirI) - John Anderson?
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> I guess that’s more about her than something she’d play.

This would be consistent with the country music laws of jukebox time and causality laid down in the oft-covered truckin’ classic “Truck Drivin’ Man.” One of the major themes of this song is that the protaganist is going to put a (dime/nickle/quarter/dollar, depending on what decade it is) in the jukebox and play that “Truck Drivin’ Man,” despite being in the middle of recording it!

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/48 "2013-03-23T05:47:46Z")

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Well, if ye old barfly is all man-hatin’ when she drinks, or maybe it’s WHY she drinks, then she might turn around and get happy/dancey/schmoozable if she hears some good old Pat Benetar. Pick one, any one. Or a few. Hit Me With Your Best Shot; Heartbreaker; I Love Rock And Roll; Little Too Late; Love Is A Battlefield. Probably start with I Love Rock and Roll 🙂

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/49 "2013-03-23T06:39:45Z")

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Oh, come on, it’s obviously “Our House” by Crosby Stills and Nash.

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/50 "2013-03-23T07:32:47Z")

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_I Will Survive_, by Gloria Gaynor. Once empowered, there’s no looking back. She’s heartbreaking every dude in sight. 😛

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/51 "2013-03-23T08:58:55Z")

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_Total eclipse of the heart_

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/52 "2013-03-23T12:39:06Z")

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> [@madrabbitwoman](#):
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> _Total eclipse of the heart_

Oh, good one.

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/53 "2013-03-23T17:40:35Z")

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For me this screams out for [Son of a Preacher Man.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp4339EbVn8)

(Frankly it’d do it for me.)

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/54 "2013-03-23T18:19:43Z")

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Oddly enough, it’s Delta Dawn.

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/55 "2013-03-23T18:25:26Z")

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I thought she was more of a K-9 type of lady. And wants “A Double Shot of My Baby’s Love.”

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Nick Lowe’s _All Men are Liars_

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/57 "2013-03-23T21:40:15Z")

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[Kiss This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-eL0Gksgdo)

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/58 "2013-03-23T22:07:30Z")

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[Neil Diamond](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGvMjgLXBi0) _Girl, You’ll be a Woman Soon_. When you push K-13, make sure you pop your collar and give a little “gotcha ya” point and wink at the jukebox as you walk away.

The Urge Overkill cover also works if you’re in a downtown alley dive bar instead of a roadhouse dive.

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-13-is-her-favorite-song-if-you-play-it-you-might-have-a-chance/653515/59 "2013-03-24T00:40:32Z")

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Are you sure it wasn’t B-17?

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