# K-Y Intense **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 19, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516 "2010-01-19T03:31:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/1 "2010-01-19T03:31:56Z")
I have no idea if the product works as advertised, but the advertisement ([via this web site](http://www.k-y.com/intense/)) is hilarious. Check it out. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/2 "2010-01-19T13:21:22Z")
That was fun…keep clicking the picture on the left. ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/3 "2010-01-19T13:38:30Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > That was fun…keep clicking the picture on the left. Oh shit.. that’s hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/4 "2010-01-19T13:59:31Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > That was fun…keep clicking the picture on the left. The one in the Reaction Lab, not the hallway…lol ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/5 "2010-01-19T14:39:03Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > That was fun…keep clicking the picture on the left. Does it ever stop? I quit at 6 kids. I saw one of these ads on TV at the gym (which you can see by clicking the picture in the hallway). No sound, so I wanted to see if I could find it online. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/6 "2010-01-19T22:25:14Z")
It stops around 13-14 kids. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/7 "2010-01-19T22:35:04Z")
It must’ve been fun to brainstorm the website design: come up with visual metaphors for orgasm. Fireworks, champagne cork, geyser, steam whistle… ---
**Author:** ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/8 "2010-01-19T22:52:08Z")
So what exactly does this product _do_? Give one a pleasant warm sensation? Magically vibrate? ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/9 "2010-01-19T23:01:32Z")
> [@GilaB](#): > > So what exactly does this product _do_? Give one a pleasant warm sensation? Magically vibrate? Based on what I deduce from the website (and not being female) it sounds like the former, which enhances stimulation. I liked the clickable chalkboard diagram where you guess where to apply it. ---
**Author:** ![Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulf_the_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/10 "2010-01-19T23:02:59Z")
> [@GilaB](#): > > So what exactly does this product _do_? Give one a pleasant warm sensation? Magically vibrate? Whatever it does, I’ll take six bottles. Great ad. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/11 "2010-01-22T00:25:12Z")
Can anyone get in the Arousal Lab? ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/12 "2010-01-22T04:01:56Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > Can anyone get in the Arousal Lab? Yeah, no problem. That’s where I found the chalkboard with the clickable genitalia. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/13 "2010-01-22T04:16:51Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > It must’ve been fun to brainstorm the website design: come up with visual metaphors for orgasm. Fireworks, champagne cork, geyser, steam whistle… Don’t forget the bunny slippers. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/14 "2010-01-22T11:12:35Z")
What, no trains going into tunnels, or hot dogs going down a hallway? ---
**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/15 "2010-01-22T16:50:22Z")
My wife and I used this stuff and she absolutely **raves** about it. She has been taking Lexapro for years and complained about how difficult it is to reach a climax while on the meds. Lots of work, almost there and then, the feeling would slip away before peaking so we would have to build back up. Very, very frustrating for her. Her best option would be to stay off the meds for a few days so she could have normal responsiveness (along with the depression and mood instabilities). I saw the commercial and thought, “What the hell.” Now, we have used regular KY, which is OK, and the warming which she liked, so I hoped this might give a little more boost. When I showed her the bottle (about the size of 2 stacked AA batteries) and told her what it was supposed to do, she gave me a :dubious: but said OK. I put a dab of the gel about the size of a pencil eraser on my finger and touched her just under her clitoris and gently rubbed it in. The effect was amazing. The warming stuff would make her go, “Oooh, aaah,” and help her along a little faster. This stuff was like launching her off an aircraft carrier. She had to cover her face with a pillow to muffle her moans and screams (think of Miss Honeywell in [Porky’s](http://www.hulu.com/watch/28458/porkys-mens-locker-room)] NSFW language and orgasms) and her whole body was twitching. She ripped up my back. I swear the neighbors were applauding. Afterwards she said it was like when we were first going out and every little touch would set her off. We have to make sure that the bedroom door is locked, the TV is loud and that there is a pillow close by. She has since told her friends about it and they all agree on how good it is. It doesn’t interfere with oral sex (some of those lubes, especially the warming ones have funky tastes). We’ve tried the other KY lube with the his and hers variations but she felt like her lube didn’t so much warm as burn and mine is OK if all I want is a handjob but doesn’t add anything special. Seriously, folks. Buy the Intense stuff tonight and try it this weekend, either alone or with someone. You will not be disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/16 "2010-01-22T16:56:40Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > What, no trains going into tunnels, or hot dogs going down a hallway? The train is not necessary; this is all about the tunnel. If you get my drift. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/17 "2010-01-22T17:44:32Z")
This is basically [MacPlaymate](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Mac+Playmate) toned down a little, and updated for the web. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/18 "2010-01-22T17:54:03Z")
> [@](#): > > It doesn’t interfere with oral sex Hmmm – does it make your tongue more sensitive, or anything? Inquiring minds want to know. This is a serious question. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/19 "2010-01-22T18:08:27Z")
> [@Slypork](#): > > Seriously, folks. Buy the Intense stuff tonight and try it this weekend, either alone or with someone. You will not be disappointed. :o I think I’m stopping at Walgreen’s on the way home from work… ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516/20 "2010-01-22T18:29:42Z")
> [@Slypork](#): > > Seriously, folks. Buy the Intense stuff tonight and try it this weekend, either alone or with someone. You will not be disappointed. Interesting. So how long \*have \*you worked for McNeil-PPC, Inc.? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-intense/525516.md?page=2)