# K-Y Jelly Ad Slogan? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295 "2004-08-11T01:30:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/1 "2004-08-11T01:30:20Z")
I was just trying to think of what K-Y Jelly could possibly have as their ad slogan. Current thoughts are: K-Y Jelly: Bringing people together K-Y Jelly: Save the grunt work K-Y Jelly: Just do it! K-Y Jelly: Expand your horizons Anyone have any ideas? ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/2 "2004-08-11T01:38:25Z")
“K-Y Jelly: The only other thing you’ll need is a rolling doughnut.” “K-Y Jelly:Slide, Kelly, slide!!!” “K-Y Jelly:Bring it on!” ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/3 "2004-08-11T01:42:59Z")
I don’t have a slogan, but I [got the visual to go with it](http://www.aucountry.com/About/About_Funny/Lube.html) right here. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/4 "2004-08-11T01:55:21Z")
**K-Y** Because somtimes Grandma just can’t get the juices flowing like she used to. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/5 "2004-08-11T02:08:55Z")
“Roger and out” ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/6 "2004-08-11T02:21:49Z")
K-Y Jelly - Slippery when not wet. ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/7 "2004-08-11T02:28:45Z")
> [@SHAKES](#): > > **K-Y** Because somtimes Grandma just can’t get the juices flowing like she used to. That’s perfect! ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/8 "2004-08-11T04:01:49Z")
KY Jelly - Recommended by 4 out of 5 perverts on the bus. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/9 "2004-08-11T04:11:33Z")
K-Y: Is it in you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/10 "2004-08-11T04:13:17Z")
They need Paul Simon singing ‘Slip Sliding Away’. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/11 "2004-08-11T04:22:44Z")
KY…It’s Finger Lickin’ good! KY…Better than hocking up a loogie. KY…_cuz gay guys jus’ don’t get wet down there!_ KY…not for use in PB&J sandwiches. KY…four out of five proctologists agree, KY hurts less! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/12 "2004-08-11T05:09:45Z")
When slipping in the back door Of a lad or a lass Here’s a thought to remember Don’t be a pain in the ass KY Jelly ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/13 "2004-08-11T14:13:54Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > They need Paul Simon singing ‘Slip Sliding Away’. Or Creedance Clearwater Revival’s “Looking out my Back Door” ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/14 "2004-08-11T14:30:42Z")
> [@](#): > > K-Y Jelly: > Bringing people together and apart, and together, and apart, and together… ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/15 "2004-08-11T14:49:47Z")
With enough K-Y, you can fit a whole fist in there! [hijack] Astro Glide always makes me think of the Jetson’s dog. _With Astro Glide, even YOU can accomodate a Great Dane._ [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/16 "2004-08-11T14:53:47Z")
_K-Y Jelly: Unless you’d rather someone spit a bunch of times on your genitals._ ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/17 "2004-08-11T15:49:11Z")
I am reminded of a joke which I will share with you…right now: A friend of mine, who works as a chemist, was telling me about one of his usual customers. This one lady, he said, would come in every week and ask for a tub of Vaseline. (I assume you know what Vaseline is) Week after week, without fail, she would buy the lubricating product. She was a reasonably young lady, and the chemist did wonder what on earth she could use such large amounts for. So one day as she was finding her money to pay the chemist, he spoke out. “Excuse me madam,” he asked, “If you don’t mind me prying. What do you use all this Vaseline for?” Without a batter of an eyelid she answered, “For sex.” The chemist was shocked at her calmness over the matter. “If you don’t mind madam,” he asked again, “what exactly do you use it for?” “Well,” she said, “I spread it on the doorknob to stop the kids walking in.”" Returning to the topic at hand… KY Jelly: 4 out of 5 prison bitches recommend it. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/18 "2004-08-11T16:25:00Z")
OK, someone has to be disgusting enough to make the obligatory reference: “K-Y Jelly. Now with a thinner formula. Won’t clog straws!” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/19 "2004-08-11T16:27:39Z")
> [@SHAKES](#): > > **K-Y** Because somtimes Grandma just can’t get the juices flowing like she used to. Oh man, that’s just … just … just … wrong. _snort__giggle_ Slight hijack, but has anyone seen the commercial for the KY Warming Liquid? I don’t know why, but it never fails to crack me up. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/20 "2004-08-11T16:36:23Z")
She will have plenty to complain about after giving it up for **you** why add anything. KY Jelly makes you slip in like Justin Timberlake. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295.md?page=2)