# K-Y Jelly Ad Slogan? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295 "2004-08-11T01:30:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/21 "2004-08-11T18:13:28Z")
_K-Y Jelly: It Doesn’t Mean Kentucky!_ ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/22 "2004-08-11T18:20:28Z")
_K-Y Jelly: Because Jam sounds too graphic and Preserves sounds all icky._ ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/23 "2004-08-11T18:25:35Z")
I think it should star Ben Stein and be exactly like his commercials for ClearEyes, with a few minor changes in wording. And perhaps a different illustration on the beachball he’s holding. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/24 "2004-08-11T18:46:26Z")
K-Y. Because Vaseline rots your condoms. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/25 "2004-08-11T19:01:37Z")
**Nocturnal** That was funny. **KY** \* don’t put it on your Peanut Butter, put it in your clam. \* \*_KY{/b]_ Pink Taco Sauce. \* ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/26 "2004-08-11T19:11:43Z")
K-Y Jelly. No slick marketing campaign. Just slick orifices. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/27 "2004-08-11T19:17:03Z")
“Forget Bill Clinton; We’re the Slick Willy people!” ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/28 "2004-08-11T22:32:03Z")
I had one a few years ago for the New Year 2000… K-Y 2K. Slide into the new millennium. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/29 "2004-08-11T22:50:34Z")
To establish superiority over its competitors, K-Y can dust off [this number](http://www.ceder.net/recorddb/viewsingle.php4?RecordId=2904&menu=0): > [@](#): > > Will everyone here kindly step (from) the rear > And let a winner lead the way ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/30 "2004-08-11T23:15:22Z")
“K-Y Jelly: Recommended by 4 out of 5 nurses for lubricating catheters and facilitating their insertion.” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/31 "2004-08-11T23:27:33Z")
K-Y Jelly: Because ripped penis skin hurts like a sonuvabitch. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/32 "2004-08-12T00:10:24Z")
_K-Y Jelly: No animals were harmed in the testing of this product… but a few now walk funny._ ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/33 "2004-08-12T00:50:48Z")
K-Y Jelly: Because Smuckers is a crappy lubricant. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/34 "2004-08-12T01:27:51Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > K-Y Jelly: Because Smuckers is a crappy lubricant. But with a name like Smuckers, it’s got to be good lube! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/35 "2004-08-12T01:48:51Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > But with a name like Smuckers, it’s got to be good lube! That’s right, **Marley**. That’s why Smuckers has come out with new “Sandpaper and Gravel Lube.” With a name like “Sandpaper and Gravel,” it’s got to be _great_ lube! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/36 "2004-08-12T01:50:45Z")
It’s that clear smear in your rear: KY. 'Cause Astroglide is for amateurs. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/37 "2004-08-12T03:42:58Z")
KY Jelly: We promise not to smirk at the check-out ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/38 "2004-08-12T13:47:47Z")
K Y Jelly: It’s good for what rails ya! :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/39 "2004-08-12T14:06:50Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > _K-Y Jelly: No animals were harmed in the testing of this product… but a few now walk funny._ Bwahahahaha!!! Read that at work, and had to quickly divert my eyes before I burst out into insane laughter! K-Y Jelly: Bravely going where none have gone before! K-Y Jelly: Great with fruit! …Oh no… I just came up with a really bad one. Darn it. Apolgies in advance K-Y Jelly: Endorsed by Michael Jackson Sorry. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/40 "2004-08-12T14:41:16Z")
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