# K-Y Jelly Ad Slogan? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295 "2004-08-11T01:30:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/41 "2004-08-12T14:46:54Z")
> [@Faruiza](#): > > I had one a few years ago for the New Year 2000… > > K-Y 2K. Slide into the new millennium. > 😃 I heard one back then too K-Y 2K helps 4 digits fit where only 2 would go before ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/42 "2004-08-12T15:03:47Z")
When asking for lube, 9 out of 10 chemists will say “K-Y”. Smile and pay, unless you are in The Valley in which case feel free to tell the bitch to “Mind her own fucking business.” Actually that works as a slogan also - K-Y : Mind your fucking business ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/43 "2004-08-12T18:42:57Z")
KY: Why, you ask? Tastes slick! Less friction! The next best thing to slippery latex. It’s not just for bedtime any more. A man will slide a mile for his lube. Less fattening than Crisco. Now in favors & allowed by Atkins. Shedding light on the dark recesses of the human orifice. Bo knows baseball. KY knows pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/44 "2004-08-12T20:14:52Z")
K-Y: Helping slide into home plate. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/45 "2004-08-13T07:04:57Z")
KY Jelly: So she’ll scream at the end instead of the beginning. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/46 "2004-08-13T13:08:08Z")
KY: With it, you’re fucking; without it, you’re fucked. KY: Hey - it was hidden in your parents’ medicine cabinet _for a reason_… KY: Think of it as a Slip n’ Slide for adults. KY: Would _you_ try to drill a hole using a carborundom-tipped diamond drill into a Rockwell-C scale hardness rating of 62+ molybdenum alloy _without_ appropriate lubrication to mitigate friction, regulate drilling temperture and wash away the detritus? Well then, there ya go. KY: The santorum of Loooovvvveeeeee\* \*if you read Savage Love - Dan Savage’s weekly column on sex questions - you know that he and his readers have coined the phrase “santorum” in honor of Rick Santorum, the U.S. Senator who is outspoken in his opposition to gay marraige and all things providing gays more recognition under the law. I believe the definition of santorum is “that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter which is often the byproduct of anal sex” - they have been working to get the definition into common use and high up on the results of a Google search… ---
**Author:** ![merge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/47 "2004-08-13T13:29:21Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > _K-Y Jelly: Unless you’d rather someone spit a bunch of times on your genitals._ lol… That’s great! I love it. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/48 "2004-08-14T19:32:04Z")
K-Y Jelly: America’s Ass Grease ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/49 "2004-08-15T00:16:23Z")
K-Y Flavored Jelly: someday you will THANK us for putting a nice thick coat of tasty grease between you and what you are licking. KY: we think you’ll prefer the lubricant to the state. With K-Y, Who Cares if She’s Excited?! ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/50 "2004-08-15T15:16:58Z")
> [@Boyo Jim](#): > > With K-Y, Who Cares if She’s Excited?! This is really, really bad - and very funny. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/51 "2004-08-15T15:47:44Z")
K-Y Jelly, foreplay men can understand: “You awake?” Or recycle one of the greats - “No More Tears” “Promise her anything, but give her KY” “Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!” What a great slogan. “When it absolutely, positively has to be there…overnight.” “All you add is love.” “Does she … or doesn’t she?” “Fill it to the rim with KY.” or “A Little Dab’ll Do Ya” according to taste. “How do you spell relief?” and my favourite : “In the valley of the Jolly, “Ho, ho, ho,” KY Jelly.” ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/52 "2004-08-15T17:57:15Z")
**K-Y Jelly** “It took the mortician _two hours_ just to wipe that smile off of Grandma’s face !!” ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/53 "2004-08-16T04:05:08Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > This is really, really bad - and very funny. Thank you very much, the response I hoped for! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295/54 "2004-08-16T10:16:41Z")
9 out of 10 gerbils can’t tell the difference. Michael Jackson really is a ‘smooth criminal’. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/k-y-jelly-ad-slogan/259295.md?page=2)