# Kal and Washte do Dublin... Be scared... Be very very scared!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 29, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556 "2002-12-29T22:16:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/41 "2003-01-09T14:20:01Z")

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well, what night would suit the most natives and johnny foreigners?

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/42 "2003-01-09T14:21:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by curly chick \*  
> **What about wherever we meet we all wear a red carnation, a cowboy hat and carry a copy of Ulysses?**

I never wear anything else. Seriously, though, if you want to mail me, I can give you various mobile phone numbers. P.S. my real name is “Jim”, but don’t tell anyone.

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**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/43 "2003-01-09T14:28:17Z")

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We’d like to get togther with ya’ll - as a group or individually - each night. We’ll piddle playing tourist during the day then meet up with whomever in the evening.

You can’t miss us. Kal is 6’2", long black hair and a goatee. I’m 5’9", long dark hair, no goatee. 😃

As this is our first time in Dublin, we are unfamiliar with the pubs n such. You guys decide the place and time for Monday night and all other forays can be decided upon then.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/44 "2003-01-09T14:33:50Z")

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The White Horse? Alright for a post work pint when everywhere else is packed but it’s not really any good for a group bigger than 4 people. I’ll throw out

O’Neills: Hey we haven’t been there for a while 😉  
SoSueMe: Lots of room  
The Pav: Irishgirl can sit on my knee 😛  
Brazen Head: It’s the oldest pub in Ireland and a nice one to boot  
Keoghs: Great Pint  
Bruxelles:_makes Demon sign and shouts_ Rock and Roll  
Nearys: Good pint, nice pub  
McDaids: History, good pint, beside Bruxies 😉

**curly chick** you’ll have no problem finding me when we eventually settle on a meeting place. I’ll be the one that looks like Joe Duffy ☹

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/45 "2003-01-09T14:35:07Z")

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We’re also open to the idea of liquid lunches…

**jjimm** : We’ll be dropping you an email later today.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/46 "2003-01-09T14:41:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by yojimbo \*  
> \*\ ***curly chick** you’ll have no problem finding me when we eventually settle on a meeting place. I’ll be the one that looks like Joe Duffy ☹ \*\*

He is, of course, lying. Due to the monkey gland injections (see previous page), **yojimbo** is only 4’6", and wouldn’t look out of place playing Puck in A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/47 "2003-01-09T14:47:01Z")

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I am that merry wanderer of the night. I jest to Oberon and make him smile when I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile, neighing in likeness of a filly foal; and sometimes lurk I in a gossips bowl

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**Author:** ![Aro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@Aro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aro)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/48 "2003-01-09T15:04:52Z")

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You could check out the photos [here](http://uk.geocities.com/dubghirl/DubDope1.html) for a look at those boys ugly mugs. Give you an idea of what you are letting yourself in for. 😃

Don’t think I’ll be able to get down unless I win the lottery this weekend. So skint. January is a long, long month after the wanton revelry of the past few weeks.

Plus, think I need to give my liver a week off. Its only fair, once in a while.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/49 "2003-01-09T15:11:01Z")

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Do I know that feeling!

My wallet is skinny and my Liver is swollen.

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**Author:** ![curly\_chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@curly\_chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curly_chick)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/50 "2003-01-09T16:04:32Z")

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Why don’t we go mad and go to the Dawson Lounge!!  
THAT would be funny!!  
And at least we wouldn’t be able to miss each other!!

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/51 "2003-01-10T11:55:19Z")

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_bump_

OK, so how about we make a decision where to meet today in this thread, for any Dub residents who haven’t got anyone else’s contact details ( **curly chick** et al)?

I reckon that Mulligan’s is a good bet for the following reasons[ul][_]It’s probably not going to be too crowded on a Monday night.[_]As an intro to the city’s pubs, it’s a ‘proper’ Dublin pub, not a trendy spot like, e.g. Sosume. Plenty of time for that during the week.Best Guinness in the city, IMO.[/ul]So, anyone agree? What time then?

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/52 "2003-01-10T12:00:35Z")

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Or what about the Dawson Lounge, as **cc** suggested? It would be like one of those “how many cub scouts can you get in a phone box” things they used to do in the 70s.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/53 "2003-01-10T12:36:05Z")

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Mulligan’s is fine by me

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/54 "2003-01-10T12:41:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*Or what about the Dawson Lounge, as **cc** suggested? It would be like one of those “how many cub scouts can you get in a phone box” things they used to do in the 70s. \*\*

You’d have to count me and **Washte** as at least 2 people each, I’m afraid.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/55 "2003-01-10T14:08:10Z")

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So with two votes for Mulligan’s, shall we say it’s passed by a quorum?

What time, then?

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/56 "2003-01-10T14:13:09Z")

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Anytime after 5:30 is good for me.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/57 "2003-01-10T14:28:32Z")

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Hm… I’m nearer “any time after 8”, as I have to drive across the city to dump my car at home, then get back into town. Don’t peak too early…

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/58 "2003-01-10T15:00:29Z")

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Oh I think I’ll manage not to be too far gone by the time you arrive 😉

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/59 "2003-01-10T15:04:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by yojimbo \*  
> \*\*Anytime after 5:30 is good for me. \*\*

Sounds good to us.

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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*Don’t peak too early… \*\*

Foolish mortal - **Washte** is the beer chuggin’ queen o’ da world!

Well, she used to be. Then she discovered _shandy_. Oh well, to her Oregonian sensibilities it’s an exotic cocktail.

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**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kal-and-washte-do-dublin-be-scared-be-very-very-scared/145556/60 "2003-01-10T15:54:07Z")

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Mulligan’s is just across the road from work so that’s perfect for me. 5.30 suits me fine.

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