# Kalista, Don't Make Me Celebrate the Resurrection of Our Savior By EATING YOUR HEART

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kalista-dont-make-me-celebrate-the-resurrection-of-our-savior-by-eating-your-heart/169325>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 17, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kalista-dont-make-me-celebrate-the-resurrection-of-our-savior-by-eating-your-heart/169325 "2003-04-17T15:17:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kalista-dont-make-me-celebrate-the-resurrection-of-our-savior-by-eating-your-heart/169325/61 "2003-04-19T17:52:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jr8 \*  
> \*\*Hence the term “asshat”. \*\*

Now this furnishes a great reason for reading the Pit – where else would one get the etymology of such terms?!? 😃

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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kalista-dont-make-me-celebrate-the-resurrection-of-our-savior-by-eating-your-heart/169325/62 "2003-04-19T18:58:37Z")

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For a while, ‘bout six months ago, we’d get phone calls (at home) about every other night, same people, trying for Pizza Express. Always the same folks, who just Didn’t Freakin’ Get It. Apparently, our phone number is one digit differeint from that of Pizza Express.

I’ve taken to answering the phone “Pizza Express, how may I help you?” Confuses the hell out of some of my friends and is so much evil fun.

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