# Kangaroo Escape!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 26, 2018, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kangaroo-escape/821963 "2018-09-26T19:03:16Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kangaroo-escape/821963/1 "2018-09-26T19:03:16Z")

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On Headline News Network.  
Law enforcement officials are out looking for the critter, and are prepared to use a tranquilizing dart to subdue.

I for one would welcome a shot or two myself, but I haven’t escape this compound yet.

Meanwhile Maddox Ritch remains missing. Thoughts and prayers for the family.