# Kanicbird, Just Leave It Alone **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 6, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414 "2010-08-06T16:26:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/21 "2010-08-06T20:13:44Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > We should compile a lexicon of all of his beliefs. It’d be interesting to try to create a picture of a world in which everything worked like he says. Though that may be the road to madness. Your only hope would be that you are among the first to be eaten. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/22 "2010-08-06T20:16:23Z")
> [@StusBlues](#): > > Sorry–I thought that the classical (not usual) definition for that word included a proclivity for conception. I see now that said definition only includes marriage, though more recent usage has shifted this to an appearance of sexual readiness. Well, I had read what you were saying as saying “A woman who’s able to have children”, and wanted to specify that he specified “a woman who wants to have children,” ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/23 "2010-08-06T20:19:57Z")
I, for one, hope that Kanicbird is blessed repeatedly in a dark alley behind a motorcycle enthusiast bar. ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/24 "2010-08-06T20:37:40Z")
Trying to reason with \*\*Kanicbird \*\*is like trying to reason with those people you see on the NYC subway ranting and muttering to themselves. They are completely insane and in their own bizarre world. All you can do is either laugh at or ignore them. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/25 "2010-08-06T20:40:51Z")
[Bull goose loony.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12645390&postcount=240) ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/26 "2010-08-06T20:42:34Z")
Has anyone seen kanicbird and Sharon Angle at the same time? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/27 "2010-08-06T21:02:05Z")
> [@Kyla](#): > > **kanicbird** once again shows himself to be a crazy person. I’m shocked. I feel sick to my stomach. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/28 "2010-08-06T21:10:03Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [Bull goose loony.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12645390&postcount=240) OK, I’m actually having a fit of laughter. “When scientists get their hands on this, they analyze the chemical compounds, and remove the Love from the mother as far as possible by double blind studies, and remove the acceptance of Love and trust from the child.” ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/29 "2010-08-06T21:11:37Z")
It may help if you thump him lightly on the nose and say in a stern voice “BAD **kanicbird**! You stop being crazy _RIGHT NOW_!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/30 "2010-08-06T21:19:06Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > It may help if you thump him lightly on the nose and say in a stern voice “BAD **kanicbird**! You stop being crazy _RIGHT NOW_!” It’s been tried, we need to escalate to a rolled-up newspaper. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/31 "2010-08-06T21:24:06Z")
> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#): > > Trying to reason with \*\*Kanicbird \*\*is like trying to reason with those people you see on the NYC subway ranting and muttering to themselves. They are completely insane and in their own bizarre world. All you can do is either laugh at or ignore them. Seen them. They make more sense. ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/32 "2010-08-06T21:27:55Z")
> [@StusBlues](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12769988&postcount=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12769988&postcount=2) > > I know you have some…special…ideas about violence and rape. I find them exceptionally deviant, forthrightly offensive, and would question your sincerity had you not been so inerringly consistent about the subject for so long. > > In sum, you are one scary motherfucker. I haven’t read enough of your posts to have a good handle on how you live your life day to day, but I do hope that you live in some area of the world quite remote from me and that you never encounter me or any of my friends or family in any capacity. Please tell me that this read better in the context of a larger discussion edit: I read the thread and it sounds even crazier in context. Its not only nucking futz in substance, its a non-sequitor. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/33 "2010-08-06T21:35:51Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [Bull goose loony.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12645390&postcount=240) OK, I knew birdie boy had a… special theology, but damn. This is nuttier than trail mix. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/34 "2010-08-06T22:13:07Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > > [@Czarcasm](#): > > > > [Bull goose loony.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12645390&postcount=240) > > OK, I knew birdie boy had a… special theology, but damn. This is nuttier than trail mix. It’s a bit word salad, but if I squint at it sideways he seems to be saying that placebos work and that’s cool - stop looking for causitive cures and learn to love all palcebos. Cause causitive cures aren’t as much fun. The cure of the placebo comes from within us, which is much cooler. Placebo cures show that we’re cool. To which most of us would add: “Yeah, they’re cool _when they work_. And I’m cool anyway. So give me a therapy that works even if I don’t love it. I’ll spend my time and love on something else.” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/35 "2010-08-06T22:22:51Z")
Is it that time already? Time for our quarterly **kanicbird** roast? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/36 "2010-08-06T22:37:36Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > > [@Kyla](#): > > > > **kanicbird** once again shows himself to be a crazy person. I’m shocked. > > I feel sick to my stomach. Wait, because of what he said, or because of what I said? Despite the offensiveness of **kanicbird** ’s words, I just have a hard time getting myself worked up about him. The guy is a freaking crazy person. It’s like having an argument with the guy on the streetcorner with a sandwich board saying that 9/11 was perpetrated by Venusians and that everyone in Sweden is a vampire. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/37 "2010-08-06T22:45:50Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > > [@Czarcasm](#): > > > > [Bull goose loony.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12645390&postcount=240) > > OK, I’m actually having a fit of laughter. > > “When scientists get their hands on this, they analyze the chemical compounds, and remove the Love from the mother as far as possible by double blind studies, and remove the acceptance of Love and trust from the child.” “You can’t analyze our woo with _your_ science” is actually, well, standard woo. My favorite part is this: > [@kanicbird](#): > > God has His one church everywhere, people who Love others. They work for pharmaceutical companies, and the Love of God flows through them into the medicine, which the person takes. Big Pharma is God! Merck is The Lord! God bless us, every one, through our erectile dysfunction pills. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/38 "2010-08-06T22:48:09Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Big Pharma is God! Merck is The Lord! > > God bless us, every one, through our erectile dysfunction pills. If God’s Love lasts more than four hours, consult a physician. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/39 "2010-08-06T23:10:44Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > If God’s Love lasts more than four hours, consult a physician. I terrified the cat because of this. Edit: I mean that my laughter scared the animal, not my four-hour erections. ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414/40 "2010-08-06T23:21:01Z")
> [@Kyla](#): > > \that everyone in Sweden is a vampire. Well, they _are_ awfully pale… I went to the “soul ties” web site and looked around and found a very frightening video of an “exorcism.” (It’s the people that are frightening not the alleged demon…) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kanicbird-just-leave-it-alone/549414.md?page=3)